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Thread: Breaking news! Man City sign JC!!!!!

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    Default Breaking news! Man City sign JC!!!!!

    Is there nobody Man city cant tempt to go to Eastlands?

    Man City sign Jesus Christ
    43 goals
    36,002 miracles

    Good at crosses

    Supposed to miss the first game of the season but back again by the third game



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    deedin, for he do have the ball skills, balance and power of some form of footballing God. Namely Jesus H Christ, who do sitting at the right hand of his daddy, yes he do.. 'tid a "grey-at" signing, says i......................yes i do.
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    I can honestly say I was pissing myself watching that, watched it 3 times, thanks mate! Brilliant!
    "Live for nothing or die for something, your call."

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    He'd be a natural goalkeeper...



    might be a liability hand ball wise anywhere else

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnRambo View Post
    I can honestly say I was pissing myself watching that, watched it 3 times, thanks mate! Brilliant!
    Glad you enjoyed John, was the same myself when i saw it

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    Jesus(pardon the pun) I misread it at first and thought it said JT. I was onto sky sports news to see check it out1
    Very good lads
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Jesus(pardon the pun) I misread it at first and thought it said JT. I was onto sky sports news to see check it out1
    Very good lads
    Posted the title of the thread intentionally to make it look like JT at first glance lol

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    so does jesus play for Israel or Palestine or Egypt (residency rule ?)

    and with the ancestor rule seen as his dad made the world could he play for anybody.

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    According to JC's agent John the Baptist, Jesus has declared for Argentina, Maradonna promised to teach him the hand of god before he got the sack

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