Yes, that's right, Patricia told me to get a few compitions going, so here is my first one... The one where you guys have to chat me up

Hanging out in the chatroom the last couple of months, I think I must have heard all the good chat up lines there are, e.g.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell everyone you did anyway.

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

When I saw you, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor... So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Be unique and different, say yes to a shag with me.

Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Oh my god, I thought I was gay... Until I met you!

Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Pardon me, but what pick up line works best with you?

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to
stalk you?

This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to
us. Each one of my 27 personalities finds you cute!

This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be available.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good!

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat!

You've been bad. Go to my room!

Is there a mirror in your panties because I can see mySelf in them?

Can I sit on your knee and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

Whats your name? How old are you? Fancy a shag?

Do you wear StarWars underwear... Because your butt is outta this World!

Can I Lick ya where the good lord spilt ya?

Are you hungry? Do you want my sausage?

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

Your place or mine?

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...

So now I want you guys to come up with some original chat up lines I haven't heard yet.

Post your chat up lines to me here....

I'll be back in a week to pick my favourite and the winner will get €250!

Jayne xxx