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  1. Default Chat Jayne Up Competition

    Yes, that's right, Patricia told me to get a few compitions going, so here is my first one... The one where you guys have to chat me up

    Hanging out in the chatroom the last couple of months, I think I must have heard all the good chat up lines there are, e.g.


    What time do you have to be back in heaven?

    You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell everyone you did anyway.

    I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

    Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

    When I saw you, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor... So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

    Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

    Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

    Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

    Be unique and different, say yes to a shag with me.

    Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me?

    Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

    Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

    Oh my god, I thought I was gay... Until I met you!

    Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

    Pardon me, but what pick up line works best with you?

    Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

    So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to
    stalk you?

    This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to
    us. Each one of my 27 personalities finds you cute!

    This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be available.

    Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

    What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

    You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good!

    You're so hot you would make the devil sweat!

    You've been bad. Go to my room!

    Is there a mirror in your panties because I can see mySelf in them?

    Can I sit on your knee and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

    Whats your name? How old are you? Fancy a shag?

    Do you wear StarWars underwear... Because your butt is outta this World!

    Can I Lick ya where the good lord spilt ya?

    Are you hungry? Do you want my sausage?

    I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

    Your place or mine?

    I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

    Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...


    So now I want you guys to come up with some original chat up lines I haven't heard yet.

    Post your chat up lines to me here....

    I'll be back in a week to pick my favourite and the winner will get 250!

    Jayne xxx

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    ok, here goes my first one............

    If you were a hamburger, you'd be a McGorgeous
    Zo

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    and another.........

    If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
    Zo

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    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
    I like to think there's a sexyfukka in all of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayne View Post
    Yes, that's right, Patricia told me to get a few compitions going, so here is my first one... The one where you guys have to chat me up

    Hanging out in the chatroom the last couple of months, I think I must have heard all the good chat up lines there are, e.g.
    8< 8< 8< 8< 8<
    So now I want you guys to come up with some original chat up lines I haven't heard yet.

    Post your chat up lines to me here....
    ROFL Some crackers in there!

    Why talk when we can have fun? [Mmm]
    Would you prefer to be conscious or unconscious during the mating? I would prefer conscious, but I don't know what your pleasure threshold is. [G'kar / Babylon5 S1-E1]
    Mmm

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    Default Couldnt resist

    First off a big thank to bigpaws for being the only one to have the guts to answer my hard post. (forget the fact that it was addressed to him).Thank you paws ,your speicial to me because i had to come back and see your response. My hat ,if i wore one, would be off to you. your still wrong though.

    Now Sweetie, i hate chatlines and hardly use them but here are a few nice ones,

    Walk over ,grab her label on her dress ,jacket etc and she turns around and says "what are you doing?" I say sorry sweetie ,just checking to see if you were made in heaven.

    If i could rearrainge the alphabet , i would put U and I together.

    All those curves and me with no brakes.

    You know what would look really good on you? Me.

    If i told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me.

    Fuck me if im wrong, but dont you want to kiss me.

    Grab a chair, walk over put it down next to you and ask you "is this seat taken?"

    Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

    You walking by, i get in your way. You say excuse me and i say no.

    Are you adventerous? "yes"
    Can you prove it? "yes"
    Kiss me then.

    I like every bone in your body, especially mine.


    Might think of a few more. By the way ,congrads to john r for finally coming out. Johnny ,im so proud of you.

    Sweetie ,that is the lamest excuse ever to try and get the chat busy. Its a single grave cemetary. Im not even going to go into the bullshit adverts for the swingers. You want to swing ,go to a fuckin playground and give the escort commuinity peace.
    As for the guy asking if the guards raided any place. Way to go buudy, your on your way to double digit IQ.

    Sincerely and Casanovackly Romantic,
    Westside.

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    Question West? Wrong??

    Well it is very easy to say im "wrong" west without saying what you believe im actually supposedly wrong about ............ or are you afraid to say in case my response, as usual, proves the exact opposite ............ that you are wrong and i am too much for you??

    ps sorry jayne, i dont chat girls up (despite our nice conversation in chat room) i usually just "chat" to them ........... and it always works for me! :-)

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    Default Maybe Paws............................................................

    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    Well it is very easy to say im "wrong" west without saying what you believe im actually supposedly wrong about ............ or are you afraid to say in case my response, as usual, proves the exact opposite ............ that you are wrong and i am too much for you??

    ps sorry jayne, i dont chat girls up (despite our nice conversation in chat room) i usually just "chat" to them ........... and it always works for me! :-)
    Yes good point. I could be wrong about you being supposedly wrong and me being supposedly right but how do i know if im being wrong here when i could be right about this wrong/right thing.It just doesnt sound right that i could be supposedly wrong about you being supposedly wrong, right?

    Playing Tonsil Dominos,
    Westside.

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    Cool Scared?

    Oh west i am disappointed in you, you posted almost that exact same post as a reply to me in the past as a way of avoiding looking foolish against a more intellectual poster (me of course!) .......... ok i will take your school yard reply as a confirmation of my previous suspicion.
    But it really does not fit in with the the perception that you have of yourself (someone who never backs down that is) ......... running and hiding from me is unexpected but not suprising considering your failures regarding discussions with me that have left you looking idiotic in the past.

    I do, however, respect your wishes in being afraid of my articulation (look it up!) confusing you. You aren't the first but you do have the dubious honour of being the most recent.

    Thank You.

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    "Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

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