Most Embarrassing?

[An don]

What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you while on a 'punt'? The most embarrassing thing that has happened to me is a younger client I was seeing regularly called me to his house one night. After a drink and a chat I was busy molesting him in the bedroom when we both heard a commotion downstairs. 'What that?' I asked...'My mum and Dad' !!!! He replied...Now, he didn't mention that on the phone! I had to sneak downstairs carrying my shoes while he kept watch..

Lucy ,
you promised me you wouldnt tell anyone lol

[Experienced Punter esq]

i accidentally went to the wrong appartment once. Weird thing was that when i buzzed the number at the door i was let in.

similar here I went to the wrong apartment block knocked on the room door(heart in my mouth /butterflies as usual no answer left it a few minutes same again rang her she said 'you're only a timewaster' & dropped the phone I apologized by text never met nor heard from her- just as well there was noone at home in the wrong place I went to..

[Last time]

I went to the wrong hotel room. I knocked on the door several times and then this sleepy head peers through the door. We both looked at each other as if to say 'who the f**k are you?' before I realise that this was not a very ugly escort but some cretin that I had just woken up. Appologised and rang again to find out I was on the wrong floor!

[Lucy Chambers]

You guys have had it easy. Here are a few that I can remember off the top of my head..

A gentleman asked me if I did watersports. No! I gaily replied, but I go to the gym all time!
I answered the door to a guy, and rushed him eagerly up the stairs. It was only when I slipped off my robe and went to give him a kiss that he looked startled - 'I've come to look at your boiler love, it's due its gas safety test....'
And the worst...while using my favourite vibrator with some abandon on a chap that looked blissed out, it slipped out of my fingers..and was promptly swallowed. Oops. Marigolds and a flashlight, anyone?

[Doozer]

You guys have had it easy. Here are a few that I can remember off the top of my head..

A gentleman asked me if I did watersports. No! I gaily replied, but I go to the gym all time!
I answered the door to a guy, and rushed him eagerly up the stairs. It was only when I slipped off my robe and went to give him a kiss that he looked startled - 'I've come to look at your boiler love, it's due its gas safety test....'
And the worst...while using my favourite vibrator with some abandon on a chap that looked blissed out, it slipped out of my fingers..and was promptly swallowed. Oops. Marigolds and a flashlight, anyone?

Ill bet the gas man cant wait to service your boiler again

[Fran Tick]

I went to visit a lady a few years ago in a swanky apartment in D4. Unbeknown to me, the company I worked with at the time had a corporate apartment in that block. You can imagine my horror when I bumped into one of my oversea's colleagues when I was leaving. I had a polite chat with him and went on my merry way.

[nicegirlsarenice]

i accidentally went to the wrong appartment once. Weird thing was that when i buzzed the number at the door i was let in.

Maybe she wanted company for the night.

[Rayden]

Meeting somebody I Know is always a concern with me Fran Tick. Not sure how i could explain being in the apt to them.

[Fran Tick]

Meeting somebody I Know is always a concern with me Fran Tick. Not sure how i could explain being in the apt to them.

If you ever do bump into somebody you know. Just say you're viewing apartments, you're looking to rent/buy.

[nicegirlsarenice]

If you ever do bump into somebody you know. Just say you're viewing apartments, you're looking to rent/buy.

Just don't put rent/buy together... nevermind.