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    What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you while on a 'punt'? The most embarrassing thing that has happened to me is a younger client I was seeing regularly called me to his house one night. After a drink and a chat I was busy molesting him in the bedroom when we both heard a commotion downstairs. 'What that?' I asked...'My mum and Dad' !!!! He replied...Now, he didn't mention that on the phone! I had to sneak downstairs carrying my shoes while he kept watch..
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    For me it has to be the time when I made an appointment in a hotel in Cork.I got the room number and went to the door only for it to be answered by someone who I knew wasnt the escort I had come to see.I mumbled an apology and left and rang the escorts phone no.only to realise I was in the wrong hotel.

    Talk about a quick exit.
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    Early in my punting career, arriving to the location and calling the lady for the appartment number, then tripped and fell going up an outdoor staircase,cut my hand and broke my phone. If that wasn't bad enough, having cleaned up the blood, my little man just wouldn't come to life no matter how hard the lady tried. Left after 30mins (paid for an hour) with a badly bruised ego.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westcorklad View Post
    For me it has to be the time when I made an appointment in a hotel in Cork.I got the room number and went to the door only for it to be answered by someone who I knew wasnt the escort I had come to see.I mumbled an apology and left and rang the escorts phone no.only to realise I was in the wrong hotel.

    Talk about a quick exit.
    and tell me, did you find the right city later?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    and tell me, did you find the right city later?
    Westside.
    Yeah it was not too far away from Westville.
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    Maybe not Embarrassing but kinda funny!... I was booked to see Jessica in cork...all excited to finally meet her.. took off out the door into the car got to location and them bam!!! I dont have her number in my phone.... only got bout 5 mins so have to think fast.. go back home to lap top was to long, internet cafe was long aswell..... so I decided to drop another ladie I know a text... told her I know its a bit cheeky but I was caught out and could she go online and to Jessica's profile and text me the number... had to sweat it out for few mins and then got a text back with the number!..wohoooooo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jacksparrow2010 View Post
    Maybe not Embarrassing but kinda funny!... I was booked to see Jessica in cork...all excited to finally meet her.. took off out the door into the car got to location and them bam!!! I dont have her number in my phone.... only got bout 5 mins so have to think fast.. go back home to lap top was to long, internet cafe was long aswell..... so I decided to drop another ladie I know a text... told her I know its a bit cheeky but I was caught out and could she go online and to Jessica's profile and text me the number... had to sweat it out for few mins and then got a text back with the number!..wohoooooo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    It was my pleasure Jack,
    Westside.
    what would I have done without you..west..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    It was my pleasure Jack,
    Westside.
    So Westie is a lady and this is your arse then.
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    i have been lucky so far i always like to sort out on the phone or by pm or text what i like so there will be no misunderstanding's i always arrive on time also so here is hoping i don't have any embarrassing moments well i can't think of any that i may have had anyway so thats a good sign really

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