Alternative names for genitalia

[samlad]

Hello there chaps and chapettes!

The English language is such a wonderful thing and is one of the mother tongues of this glorious planet. What is unique about the English language is it's ability to shape the meanings and connotations of words, allowing us to express ourselves in such a way that other languages find it nigh-on impossible to do.

To celebrate the linguistic diversity of the English language, I would like to start a thread allowing us to share some of our 'penile' pseudonyms in order to amuse ourselves!

Let me begin with a few for 'The Penis'

Wang
Pocket rocket
Purple headed-love slug
Meaty warrior
Lamb cannon
Kidney cracker
Heat seeking moisture missile
Giggle stick
Twig n' berries
Meat and two veg

That should get the flow going.

[Doozer]

Hello there chaps and chapettes!

The English language is such a wonderful thing and is one of the mother tongues of this glorious planet. What is unique about the English language is it's ability to shape the meanings and connotations of words, allowing us to express ourselves in such a way that other languages find it nigh-on impossible to do.

To celebrate the linguistic diversity of the English language, I would like to start a thread allowing us to share some of our 'penile' pseudonyms in order to amuse ourselves!

Let me begin with a few for 'The Penis'

Wang
Pocket rocket
Purple headed-love slug
Meaty warrior
Lamb cannon
Kidney cracker
Heat seeking moisture missile
Giggle stick
Twig n' berries
Meat and two veg

That should get the flow going.

You have way too much free time on your hands

[samlad]

You have way too much free time on your hands

Haha! Says you! You took the time to read it, didn't you!

[Doozer]

Haha! Says you! You took the time to read it, didn't you!

Im a mod thats my Job, whats your excuse

[samlad]

I'm also a mod, encouraging discussions!

[samlad]

Besides... it's a good craic.

[Doozer]

I'm also a mod, encouraging discussions!

About what you call your knob.? Fascinating. Hopefully youll get a well thought out reply and have hours of 'stimulating' converstions about it

[samlad]

Haha! I call it my one-eyed trouser snake!

[Doozer]

Ok talkimg about your joystick and crack in the same thread. maybe we should move this thread to the gay forum, right froggie

[carlos marvado]

Dick
Mickey
John Thomas
Percy

Schlong (if you're Jewish)
Dong (for the Chinese community)
Dark Lord (for the Africans)

Nightstick or baton (for the Gardai)
Joy stick
Sperm cannon
Baldy lad (for those suffering with alopecia)
One eyed snake
Salami or Meatloaf (not for the vegetarians)

Baguette avec fromage (for Thierry)