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    I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is! LOL!

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    Weener
    Whacker
    Love truncheon
    Pork sword
    Mutton dagger

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Weener
    Whacker
    Love truncheon
    Pork sword
    Mutton dagger


    tool...now its a nickname and you are one aswell double meaning lol

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    Fuck Stick is a favorite of mine

    Female: Snatch, Snizz,

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    Ah... we wander to the realms of 'The Vagina'!

    Sausage wallet
    Cock pocket
    Beaver
    Axe wound
    Gash
    Slit
    Neatly packed kebab (with a side order of gorilla garnish)
    Fur burger

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    Quote Originally Posted by king nothing View Post
    Fuck Stick is a favorite of mine

    Female: Snatch, Snizz,
    You're new here, so we'll forgive you, but this has been designated a "Schlong" thread. I'm sure that on a site of this nature, you will have no difficulty in finding other threads devoted to "Snatches".

    Going off topic is a very serious matter around here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Hello there chaps and chapettes!

    The English language is such a wonderful thing and is one of the mother tongues of this glorious planet. What is unique about the English language is it's ability to shape the meanings and connotations of words, allowing us to express ourselves in such a way that other languages find it nigh-on impossible to do.

    To celebrate the linguistic diversity of the English language, I would like to start a thread allowing us to share some of our 'penile' pseudonyms in order to amuse ourselves!

    Let me begin with a few for 'The Penis'

    Wang
    Pocket rocket
    Purple headed-love slug
    Meaty warrior
    Lamb cannon
    Kidney cracker
    Heat seeking moisture missile
    Giggle stick
    Twig n' berries
    Meat and two veg

    That should get the flow going.
    Nutsack
    Daddy bags.

    Westside.

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    What about masturbation?

    Emptying the bins
    Pulling one off/cracking one off
    Spanking the plank
    Pulling your plonker
    Taming the snake
    Stroking the salami
    Saying hello to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters
    Shaking white hot coconuts from the veiny love tree
    Beating the meat

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    I think the older names are still very funny i.e willy, dickie, tossle , doh dah, laughing out loud now ................


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