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    Default Very dirty joke....literally !!

    A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your Cunt?" "FUCK OFF, no you can't smell my Cunt!" the woman yells back at him, "Oh" he replies, looking slightly confused, "it must be your feet then".
    I LIKE SHORT DIRTY JOKES...NOT ESSAYS.....SO GIVE ME ONE PLEZE!!!!!

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    How are women and tornadoes alike?

    They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

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    Q.what did the penis say to the condom....

    A.cover me i'm going in......
    I have lived a life of regrets.

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    The Queen visits a major hospital to open a new ward.

    She is shown around first by a nurse so she can inspect the facilities.

    On her way, she hears orgasmic groans coming from a nearby room.

    She goes to the room to investigate and, upon arriving, finds that a man is masturbating on the bed.

    She asks the nurse "Why is that man doing that?"

    The nurse replies "Oh, he's got to relieve himself every so often because he has a disorder."

    "Oh, OK then," the queen said, and moved on, but on the way she hears more orgasmic groans.

    She looks in the room and sees a nurse giving a man a blowjob.

    The queen asks her escort "Why is that nurse giving that man a blowjob?"

    Her nurse escort says "Oh, he's got the same disorder as the man before, only this one's got health insurance!"

    (Sorry I don't do short)

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    Viagra factory in Ringaskiddy raided-3 trailers missing.
    Gardai are on the lookout for hardened criminals!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mature Busty Siobhan View Post
    A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your Cunt?" "FUCK OFF, no you can't smell my Cunt!" the woman yells back at him, "Oh" he replies, looking slightly confused, "it must be your feet then".
    I LIKE SHORT DIRTY JOKES...NOT ESSAYS.....SO GIVE ME ONE PLEZE!!!!!
    You want one I'll give you one !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by warmcome View Post
    Viagra factory in Ringaskiddy raided-3 trailers missing.
    Gardai are on the lookout for hardened criminals!
    Was in that place once, big place, found it hard to leave

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    What do a guy and a car have in common......They both have the ability to misfire.....
    I have lived a life of regrets.

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    ARRRRRRRRRRRRH.....I SAID SHORT......LIKE............
    Q: What happens when a Whorehouse catches fire?
    A: Some come out running and some run out coming!

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    What's the difference between a nun and a lady in a bubble bath?

    One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole.

    Engaging Personality
    Mesmerising Eyes
    Magnificent Ass
    Adorable Lady
    Sexy, Wicked, Enticing, Erotic, Tease

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