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    Well ive lots but i go to the shop locally sometimes and there is the guy working there. One day when i stood in the q he passed me and he put both hands on my shoulders as he passed. I didnt think much of it because the area was narrow and im not narrow so i figd nothing of it. Then he did it again only my back this time. Now if he is handing me change his hand stays on mine a little longer than it should.

    This guy is annoying me. I respect gay ppl but im am not gay and in no way remotely attracted to other men. Nothing wrong with it but the way he is going i will end up either telling his boss or grabbing him by the throat .neither of which i dont want to do.

    im straight thx,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    Well ive lots but i go to the shop locally sometimes and there is the guy working there. One day when i stood in the q he passed me and he put both hands on my shoulders as he passed. I didnt think much of it because the area was narrow and im not narrow so i figd nothing of it. Then he did it again only my back this time. Now if he is handing me change his hand stays on mine a little longer than it should.

    This guy is annoying me. I respect gay ppl but im am not gay and in no way remotely attracted to other men. Nothing wrong with it but the way he is going i will end up either telling his boss or grabbing him by the throat .neither of which i dont want to do.

    im straight thx,
    Westside.
    Ah westy westy westy.. ;-) Its no different than if you were hitting on a girl to get her to go out... Just do something subtle.. Like wear a sash or a hat with "I'm Straight" on it! Or speak to him... but go easy mate.. Take it as a compliment!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Footballmad1974 View Post
    Its no different than if you were hitting on a girl to get her to go out...
    Maybe so but at least a girl youll know something with a girl. I just hate it when gay men know a guy is straight and dont respect that. Its no more different to me not respecting a gay man because he is gay. I have no probs with gay ppl but i do have a prob witha gay person who knows im straight trying this stuff. I have straight hetro written all over me and this guy would know that.

    not on,
    Westside.

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    way the lad in the shop wearing an apron?....



    hope your doctor is not like that lad...


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    Maybe he was checking your fingers

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    Default "I have a problem"...

    ...and if no one else can help...maybe you can hire...














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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    Well ive lots but i go to the shop locally sometimes and there is the guy working there. One day when i stood in the q he passed me and he put both hands on my shoulders as he passed. I didnt think much of it because the area was narrow and im not narrow so i figd nothing of it. Then he did it again only my back this time. Now if he is handing me change his hand stays on mine a little longer than it should.

    This guy is annoying me. I respect gay ppl but im am not gay and in no way remotely attracted to other men. Nothing wrong with it but the way he is going i will end up either telling his boss or grabbing him by the throat .neither of which i dont want to do.

    im straight thx,
    Westside.
    hang on, hang on..

    you say you caught a conger weighing 30lbs but it may have been 10lbs and actually it many not have been a conger at all, maybe it was a ling. Now you're getting phased by a man who may not be gay, just super touchy.

    how did you know it was a conger?

    I'm on the wrong thread aren't I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Magoo View Post
    hang on, hang on..

    you say you caught a conger weighing 30lbs but it may have been 10lbs and actually it many not have been a conger at all, maybe it was a ling. Now you're getting phased by a man who may not be gay, just super touchy.

    how did you know it was a conger?

    I'm on the wrong thread aren't I?
    ill get me coat pmsl

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    The thread is called "I have a problem" my personal belief is u have many problems and some are beyond resolution
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    You're gay looking, no matter what you might think. Otherwise this situation would not arise. FACT.

    Solution = Hire your fav escort to go shopping with you. Kiss and cuddle. Maybe have LOUD SEX in the vegetable aisle. Problem solved.

    For future ref, to avoid being mistaken for gay = scratch your balls regularly in public, talk loudly to strangers in pubs about football or formula 1 (but not rugby), and always have The Sun newspaper tucked under your arm when walking the streets. It works for me. FACT.

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