Hygiene tips

[aml]

im REALLY hygenic me.. always remember the golden rule.. 1 up, 1 down, 1 polish.. follow those three steps, and thou will never have tractor skid marks inside you shreddies, nor on your pristine bed sheets neither. says i. :P

I would be as well,i always make sure i scrubb up well when i visit an escort ans if they offer a shower i tend to take up the offer as well.

[debest]

So your admitting to going to Europe and pulling back mens foreskins and looking up their arses? I mean how else could you know only by checking them out. Well most europeans think im Euripean and not Irish so i guess i can leave the cleaning off for another few weeks so.

So james what sites did you see in Europe.

wel mens arse, foreskin...........
Westside.

I couldn't have put it better west......

[Captain Mannering]

Is it just an Irish thing or what. I have been in Spain, France and Italy last month and have noticed how well our neighbours look after themselves in the grooming department. But so many Escorts here complain about us Irish it’s embarrassing. Personal hygiene is so simple a task it beggars belief why we are so bad here. Proper cleanliness is so important especially, I say especially when you are about to meet a lovely lady. How many escorts are expected to go down on a guy only to find that his dick looks like it was just dunked in a pot of Philadelphia? Yeuuuch.

Here are a few tips in how to wash (is this really necessary…it would seem so):

1.Enter the shower and allow water to totally cover your body.

2. Take shower gel/soap and cover your body in a brisk motion until you have worked up a lather of soapiness concentrating on pits, arsehole and balls.

3. Peel back foreskin (for those that have it) and frantically wank yourself in same lather for up to 10 seconds.

4. Rinse and dry off and present yourself and dick to the beautiful lady that is ready to put said dick into HER MOUTH.

Jeeeze lads how hard is this. What is more frightening a thought is that a lot of you lads I am referring to don’t know it is you I am talking to. FFS.

Be very careful when shaving the genitals, a cut throat razor is not such a good idea.

[Notatwork]

Is it just an Irish thing or what. I have been in Spain, France and Italy last month and have noticed how well our neighbours look after themselves in the grooming department. But so many Escorts here complain about us Irish it’s embarrassing. Personal hygiene is so simple a task it beggars belief why we are so bad here. Proper cleanliness is so important especially, I say especially when you are about to meet a lovely lady. How many escorts are expected to go down on a guy only to find that his dick looks like it was just dunked in a pot of Philadelphia? Yeuuuch.

Here are a few tips in how to wash (is this really necessary…it would seem so):

1.Enter the shower and allow water to totally cover your body.

2. Take shower gel/soap and cover your body in a brisk motion until you have worked up a lather of soapiness concentrating on pits, arsehole and balls.

3. Peel back foreskin (for those that have it) and frantically wank yourself in same lather for up to 10 seconds.

4. Rinse and dry off and present yourself and dick to the beautiful lady that is ready to put said dick into HER MOUTH.

Jeeeze lads how hard is this. What is more frightening a thought is that a lot of you lads I am referring to don’t know it is you I am talking to. FFS.

Goodpoints,i know we have been over all this over the years,hard to believe it still going on.
Escorts,what % of your customers are turning up dirty?????

[JessicaJessy]

This is an easy question!In my opinion i would say that 65%!When i met somebody clean,i thank him and i think "Great,this is my lucky day!"

[Westsidex]

Be very careful when shaving the genitals, a cut throat razor is not such a good idea.

Dont put a pic like that up again,
Westside.

[debest]

This is an easy question!In my opinion i would say that 65%!When i met somebody clean,i thank him and i think "Great,this is my lucky day!"

What's an easy queation Jess??

[JessicaJessy]

What's an easy queation Jess??

Notatwork's question about how many customers are turning up dirty!Sorry,i've forgot to add quote.

[anon361]

This is an easy question!In my opinion i would say that 65%!When i met somebody clean,i thank him and i think "Great,this is my lucky day!"

Damn, you never thanked me

[debest]

Notatwork's question about how many customers are turning up dirty!Sorry,i've forgot to add quote.

Tut tut Jessica......