Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
Ah westie....its at times like this Im glad you stayed...keep up the good work buddy
"Hello Sweetie, im at the door. Will you open it plz".

" hello hun"

"horay, hello sweetie"

"nice to meet you ,you smell lovely"

"oh i wash all the time sweetie"

" we will have great time hun"

"horay"

"and whats your name hun?"

"Westside."

"you get out of here before i call the police."

"what?"

"OUT, and take your coat with you"

"Ehh?"

"go on fuck off, or i call Pat" " and dont come back"

She goes back into the room and her duo partner says who was that?

"some obnoxious little bollix called Westside"

"The Westie???? Oh shite"

Westieeeeeeeeeeeee come back pleeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzz,
Westside.