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    Is it just an Irish thing or what. I have been in Spain, France and Italy last month and have noticed how well our neighbours look after themselves in the grooming department. But so many Escorts here complain about us Irish it’s embarrassing. Personal hygiene is so simple a task it beggars belief why we are so bad here. Proper cleanliness is so important especially, I say especially when you are about to meet a lovely lady. How many escorts are expected to go down on a guy only to find that his dick looks like it was just dunked in a pot of Philadelphia? Yeuuuch.

    Here are a few tips in how to wash (is this really necessary…it would seem so):

    1.Enter the shower and allow water to totally cover your body.

    2. Take shower gel/soap and cover your body in a brisk motion until you have worked up a lather of soapiness concentrating on pits, arsehole and balls.

    3. Peel back foreskin (for those that have it) and frantically wank yourself in same lather for up to 10 seconds.

    4. Rinse and dry off and present yourself and dick to the beautiful lady that is ready to put said dick into HER MOUTH.

    Jeeeze lads how hard is this. What is more frightening a thought is that a lot of you lads I am referring to don’t know it is you I am talking to. FFS.

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    This wasn't originally meant for us, but maybe someone will find it helpful:


    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Is it just an Irish thing or what. I have been in Spain, France and Italy last month and have noticed how well our neighbours look after themselves in the grooming department. But so many Escorts here complain about us Irish it’s embarrassing. Personal hygiene is so simple a task it beggars belief why we are so bad here. Proper cleanliness is so important especially, I say especially when you are about to meet a lovely lady. How many escorts are expected to go down on a guy only to find that his dick looks like it was just dunked in a pot of Philadelphia? Yeuuuch.

    Here are a few tips in how to wash (is this really necessary…it would seem so):

    1.Enter the shower and allow water to totally cover your body.

    2. Take shower gel/soap and cover your body in a brisk motion until you have worked up a lather of soapiness concentrating on pits, arsehole and balls.

    3. Peel back foreskin (for those that have it) and frantically wank yourself in same lather for up to 10 seconds.

    4. Rinse and dry off and present yourself and dick to the beautiful lady that is ready to put said dick into HER MOUTH.

    Jeeeze lads how hard is this. What is more frightening a thought is that a lot of you lads I am referring to don’t know it is you I am talking to. FFS.
    So your admitting to going to Europe and pulling back mens foreskins and looking up their arses? I mean how else could you know only by checking them out. Well most europeans think im Euripean and not Irish so i guess i can leave the cleaning off for another few weeks so.

    So james what sites did you see in Europe.

    wel mens arse, foreskin...........
    Westside.

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    I've heard this before about Irish guys but this hasn't been my experience in all honesty. Yes, some guys come out of the shower and you know that they haven't even touched the soap or shower gel, but that happens everywhere not just Ireland. Most guys are clean and respectful and I appreciate it. I once did a 2 girl with Tanya Tate in Dublin and was quite amused that she actually goes into the bathroom with them to wash their willy! But she made it into a sexy experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amber Sweetpetite View Post
    I've heard this before about Irish guys but this hasn't been my experience in all honesty. Yes, some guys come out of the shower and you know that they haven't even touched the soap or shower gel, but that happens everywhere not just Ireland. Most guys are clean and respectful and I appreciate it. I once did a 2 girl with Tanya Tate in Dublin and was quite amused that she actually goes into the bathroom with them to wash their willy! But she made it into a sexy experience.
    You could comb your hair in my daddy bags.

    lol
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    PS james is only advertising his testicle road show before it goes on air.

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    im not convinced soapiness is a word..

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    Ah good ol reliable Westie. Lol.

    Im admitting nothing of the sort. But I did learn a good trick of how to eat a tub of Philadelphia with no hands whilst in Europe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    im not convinced soapiness is a word..
    What does soapiness mean? definition and meaning (Free English Language Dictionary)

    Will there be any other words you would like me to look up for ya Benny. Lol.

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    Be careful when washing the genital area. Make sure you wash the front area before you wash your behind to keep from spreading any germs. You should clean in a front to back motion. For women, clean in between your vaginal lips and be sure to rinse any soap from this area. For men who are not circumcised, pull the foreskin back so that you can properly clean the penis. Use a mild soap on the genital area and one that isn’t perfumed, since some perfumed soaps can alter your body’s natural pH balance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    What does soapiness mean? definition and meaning (Free English Language Dictionary)

    Will there be any other words you would like me to look up for ya Benny. Lol.
    can you look up asshole and see if your picture is under it? lol (ffs soapiness is a word i give up)

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