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    Default things that are difficult to say when drunk

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    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1.specificity
    2.anti-constitutionalistically
    3.passive- aggresive disorder
    4.transubstantiate
    THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGTH IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    no thanks i'm married
    nope no more booze for me
    sorry but youre not really my type
    no i don't want to see your fanny.
    no my cocks fine as it is i don't want you to suck it.
    no please don't sit on my face i have asthma...

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    I don't have much problem with speaking when I am drunk, actually I think my english is brilliant then But probably that's something different that people around think

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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo_23 View Post
    I don't have much problem with speaking when I am drunk, actually I think my english is brilliant then But probably that's something different that people around think
    yes we all think we can speak correctly when we are drunk funny that isn't it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    yes we all think we can speak correctly when we are drunk funny that isn't it...
    Like the guy in the take away.

    I dake a large tips and kurry ,a batta sasage and a canacoke.

    all after about 15 mins,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    Like the guy in the take away.

    I dake a large tips and kurry ,a batta sasage and a canacoke.

    all after about 15 mins,
    Westside.
    exactly and some would be that drunk that all they can do is dribble from the chin and just about manage to point at the tips and kurry lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    exactly and some would be that drunk that all they can do is dribble from the chin and just about manage to point at the tips and kurry lol
    Yep go up the road ,throw the food into a bin and try and eat the wrapper.

    i was never a tip / kurry man,
    Westside.

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    I only had one pint Garda seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    1.innovative
    2.preliminary
    3.proliferation
    4.cinnamon
    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1.specificity
    2.anti-constitutionalistically
    3.passive- aggresive disorder
    4.transubstantiate
    THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGTH IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    no thanks i'm married
    nope no more booze for me
    sorry but youre not really my type
    no i don't want to see your fanny.
    no my cocks fine as it is i don't want you to suck it.
    no please don't sit on my face i have asthma...
    Shit Harry, I can barely get some of those out when im stone cold sober

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    Come to think of it my english tends to be better when i am drunk...
    I have lived a life of regrets.

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    Directions to my house when I'm drunk in the back of a taxi - I sound like Colin McRae's navigator... "Turn left up here!"
    Though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; one equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

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