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    Smile Hey Lolifa.

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/1508/...sh-escort.html

    What do you mean "benefits of the animals"? Its just that animal rights are a big thing to me Sweetie.Hope your not abusing animals Sweetie?

    By the way your either Irish or your not. There was a joke once about all the gays in Bandon. If you dropped a fiver youd have to kick it all the ways to Cork before it was safe to bend over and pick it up.

    Now how in Gods name could someone from Texas, the testicles of the US end up in Bandon? You just walking along the walk in Dallas and then all of a sudden ,"I'll think i'll go to Bandon.Yes Bandon is the place for me" Hey check out the "wordless wonder" Waterford Massuer. He'd love Bandon. Hey Waty go to Bandon. Lets all go to Bandon.Yippeeee.

    Say hello to all the gays in Bandon for me Sweetie.

    Warm Winds Blowing,
    Heating Blue Skies,
    Im gonna Texas,

    Hugs and Kisses,
    Westside.

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    awww texas is amazing place my god the women sex on legs or what
    I like to think there's a sexyfukka in all of us.

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    Default So is Bandon Lad......................................................

    Quote Originally Posted by Dub Lad View Post
    awww texas is amazing place my god the women sex on legs or what
    Bandon is also an amazing place. Seriously they even have running water there now.

    Go to Bandon Lad,
    Westside.

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    Oh guys you are killing me...

    There was only one lady added to E-I today, the lovely Lolifa Pro from Texas who likes sheep...

    Will somebody please stop inundating her with enquiries and think about this one...

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    Smile Hold on one sec...........................................................

    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    Oh guys you are killing me...

    There was only one lady added to E-I today, the lovely Lolifa Pro from Texas who likes sheep...

    Will somebody please stop inundating her with enquiries and think about this one...
    Yep just thought about it.


    What age are ya my little Sweetheart,
    Westside.

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    Oh dear what am I do to, Lolifa got 54 email so far ;-)

    I'm younger than the number of emails she got.

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    Wink By the way Sweetie...................................................

    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    Oh dear what am I do to, Lolifa got 54 email so far ;-)

    I'm younger than the number of emails she got.
    Congrads on breaking the 400 mark for adverts. Now you can lay off the gold labelled knickers, lobster sprinkled cereal and stick some decent prize money up there for a comp but of course i would never win because too much anti - Westside out there.
    So your 53. You sound soooooooooooooooooo much younger Sweetie. Better make the most of those remaining active years. Find a toy boy for yourself.

    The Chief, his Wife, his Mistress and her cousins,
    Westside.

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    Ok guys, so here was the deal...

    On 1st of April 2007 we uploaded the profile of an escort called Lolifa Pro (It's an anagram, think about it) from Texas who was offerring a service involving sheep from her farm in West Cork...

    We really thought you guys would all get that it was an April Fools, like Ryanair offering cheap flights to the moon, Google offering a new broadband service that runs off the power of you toilet...

    However, instead, not one person copped onto it, and we got over 50 enquiries for the services of Lolifa and her sheep!

    Really, I never knew sheep were so genuinely popular

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    how is it anagram of what ????
    I like to think there's a sexyfukka in all of us.

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    Lolifa Pro is an anagram of April Fool

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