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    This morning i was heading out and i found this small bird on the ground still alive but obviously shaken from something. So i picked him up and put him in the car and was heading out to my vet with him so he could be treated and let go.

    The results? He gets his health back when i arrive out there, flies around the car,shits on the dash board and flies off into the Irish sunset when i opened the door.It was like Pearl Harbour on wheels.

    fuckin bastard,
    Westside.

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    but a lottery ticket - lets see if that old wives tale is true

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    And what did you expect from a bird? A poem
    The bird did just his wild instict told him to do.

    And I'd second that loterry idea, see how it goes.

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    oh jesus, first thai`s now even the birds are shitting you lol,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    This morning i was heading out and i found this small bird on the ground still alive but obviously shaken from something. So i picked him up and put him in the car and was heading out to my vet with him so he could be treated and let go.

    The results? He gets his health back when i arrive out there, flies around the car,shits on the dash board and flies off into the Irish sunset when i opened the door.It was like Pearl Harbour on wheels.

    fuckin bastard,
    Westside.
    as forrest gump would say ...........it happens


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensual Delights View Post
    And what did you expect from a bird? A poem
    The bird did just his wild instict told him to do.

    And I'd second that loterry idea, see how it goes.
    Yes i expected a poem,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    Yes i expected a poem,
    Westside.

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    Mr Westside found a bird, it was looking most unwell
    Westie picked it up and pampered it assuming it had fell

    With heart of gold and good intentions to the vet he went
    The bird was fixed and westie paid, glad for money well spent

    But things got crazy in the car as Bird did shit and foul,
    Poor old West was most upset - he did cry and howl

    Thru open window the bird did fly to escape the mess it left
    And West was left to rue the day and went off home bereft
    Line Up The Ladies,
    I'm Here To Impress,
    Hand Over The Readies,
    Prepare To Undress.

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    Thats gratitude for you,but when all birds are afraid they take a shit,simple as that.
    I have lived a life of regrets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Prevert View Post
    Mr Westside found a bird, it was looking most unwell
    Westie picked it up and pampered it assuming it had fell

    With heart of gold and good intentions to the vet he went
    The bird was fixed and westie paid, glad for money well spent

    But things got crazy in the car as Bird did shit and foul,
    Poor old West was most upset - he did cry and howl

    Thru open window the bird did fly to escape the mess it left
    And West was left to rue the day and went off home bereft
    Ah yeah , i nearly mistook you for a poet there for one sec.

    Westside.

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