Any Suggestions?

**Icantstopwanking** · 22-06-10, 17:40

What can you put on sore hands, anybody got any suggestions, I've been wanking so much lately, my hands have become very sore. Amazingly enough though, my dick is alright, not a bit sore. They haven't perfected a wanking machine yet by any chance, that would solve my problem. Anybody got any ideas?

**Rayden** · 22-06-10, 17:44

cut off your hands, then you wont be able to jerk off anymore. Wish there was another way, i really do.

**Icantstopwanking** · 22-06-10, 17:46

Originally Posted by Rayden

cut off your hands, then you wont be able to jerk off anymore. Wish there was another way, i really do.

I could always cut off my dick and donate it to the museum, it's a real collectors item, it's so big and handsome looking, and generates gallons of sperm.

**Rayden** · 22-06-10, 17:54

Originally Posted by Icantstopwanking

I could always cut off my dick and donate it to the museum, it's a real collectors item, it's so big and handsome looking, and generates gallons of sperm.

dont do that. That would be going too far imo. Just cut your hands off. Either that or learn self control. Also im quite sure sperm is made in the testicles.

**Icantstopwanking** · 22-06-10, 19:09

Originally Posted by Rayden

dont do that. That would be going too far imo. Just cut your hands off. Either that or learn self control. Also im quite sure sperm is made in the testicles.

You're absolutely spot on, as you can see the sperm travels up the ejaculatory duct and then it makes its way into the ladies mouth and ends up in her abdomen.

**Experienced Punter esq** · 22-06-10, 19:25

Originally Posted by icantstopwanking

what can you put on sore hands, anybody got any suggestions, i've been wanking so much lately, my hands have become very sore. Amazingly enough though, my dick is alright, not a bit sore. They haven't perfected a wanking machine yet by any chance, that would solve my problem. Anybody got any ideas?

e45........

**aml** · 22-06-10, 20:19

Wb mr wanking have not heard from you in a while.I see your posts are insightful as always.

**Doozer** · 22-06-10, 20:22

Wanking machaine? like a woman

**wanted the best 69** · 23-06-10, 07:50

jar of liver, nearest thing, raw of course

**Mymisters** · 23-06-10, 10:13

Originally Posted by wanted the best 69

jar of liver, nearest thing, raw of course

You can heat in the microwave for 30 seconds first!!

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