Countdown to party at Cartmans gaffe starts here..............

[Spewey and Nooner]

Spewey: I've got 2000 cartons of Pringles- fell off the back of a Lorry- any good to ya ?

Nooner: Should I bring my sleeping bag ? We'd like to put up a tent in the back garden.

[King Of The Trolls]

What a cool idea Man.

Can I invite Geldofs kids- They are wild !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Party on Man !!

[Mr Prevert]

theres gonna be a party at Cartmans gaffe
Its gonna be a laff and a half

Everyones coming from near and far
better than drinking on your own at a bar

We're supporting the slovenes to do the business
if they win it'll be like christmas

even Patricia is coming (if she can get of work)
so come to the party, dont be a berk

[dave1dave]

Hmmm I'm not sure. Is it ok if I stand outside and just look in through the patio door ?
Call it lurkers corner if you wish

[Sean South from Garryowen]

Can I bring me banjo and a crate of stout?

[Alec Horan]

Can I bring me banjo and a crate of stout?

Holy Shit in a handcart !!! - Its yerself, ye mad old bastard.

[Sean South from Garryowen]

Holy Shit in a handcart !!! - Its yerself, ye mad old bastard.

I wouldn't miss Cartman's party for the world. He does sing about me and some of me mates. Speaking of mates, can I bring Kevin Barry, Pat Pearse and Jimmy Connolly just to mention a few?

[Alec Horan]

I wouldn't miss Cartman's party for the world. He does sing about me and some of me mates. Speaking of mates, can I bring Kevin Barry, Pat Pearse and Jimmy Connolly just to mention a few?

I believe Tim Pat Coogan is DJ for the night

[Charles Burgess]

Coogan better not be playing any of that auld jungle/dance music that all these youngsters shake their arses to.....

BTW Cartman, why are you watching a garrison sport?

[cartman]

With Englands woeful display tonight I can only imagine the excitement level at the Cartman household must be at fever pitch at the moment.

Remember he promised a party at his place if England go out and with a win versus Slovenia now Englands only hope, The Mother Of All Parties at Chez Cartman has taken on an air of inevitability.

So, as a self appointed MC will ye all please answer the poll and tell us if ye are available and your drink and food preferences.

I will take it as a given that there will be ladies laid on for laying on as it were. Eric will no doubt look after that on our collective behalf.

fuck it alec...i have to give it to ya.....i nearly passed out from laughing when i read this....its a classic...only you could cum up with it....im still laughing here writing this......so im gonna break a habit of a life time....you can come to my ....england going home party...and you can wear your 3 lions jersey...but i cant guarantee ur safety......lets just say all anti english jibes will be suspended for as long as the party goes on