I just wanted to thank you for a fabulously horny time while I was touring Ireland. It was my first tour in over five years but for some of you, it was as if I'd never stayed away. And some of you were so tasty that I had to visit your towns twice.

But last night was the final night of my Irish Tour and I'm now safe and sound back in London, until July when I gather my uniforms, boots, stockings and , and strap-on and head back to Ireland for my next Irish escort tour.

But for this last tour, I thank you.