My sincere apologies for not making myself available online for the last day or two, I believe I was sorely missed for my brilliant posting skills.

The reason for my absense was purely that I went on a wanking extravaganza - non stop masturbation for 48 hours. It was a competition to see who would be the last man coming at the conclusion of the 48 hours.

I ran away with it, although, just between you and I, - was quietly confident that I would win. I'm a little tired right now, so I'll just have one more wank and then I'll get some rest.

God bless you all. xx

(p.s. My sincere apologies to Mr. ExP, I never though of asking you whether you would have been interested in entering).