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    Default Wanking Extravaganza!

    My sincere apologies for not making myself available online for the last day or two, I believe I was sorely missed for my brilliant posting skills.

    The reason for my absense was purely that I went on a wanking extravaganza - non stop masturbation for 48 hours. It was a competition to see who would be the last man coming at the conclusion of the 48 hours.

    I ran away with it, although, just between you and I, - was quietly confident that I would win. I'm a little tired right now, so I'll just have one more wank and then I'll get some rest.

    God bless you all. xx

    (p.s. My sincere apologies to Mr. ExP, I never though of asking you whether you would have been interested in entering).

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    Oh I get it, you think you're funny or something... right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BitchHunter View Post
    Oh I get it, you think you're funny or something... right?
    There's nothing funny about the fine art of masturbation, I take my wanking very seriously like any responsible person. I'm even prepared to share it.


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    did you know that a whale's penis is officially called a dork, i heard it in college years ago, and the poor male whale has no control over its direction, it just sort of flaps about in the ocean till he reckons he's near enough and he makes a lunge for it ..with his dork !!
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    The only thing better wanking, is having someone else doing it for you
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