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    Default reviews by estate agents

    Why do some of us bother to write reviews?
    1,happy times she looks like jessica alba and you have a great time,2 bad times you book jessica alba but you are greeted by her less fortunate sister gertie,then some people which has become a trend write a review for FECKED IF i KNOW.They usual start with description of location,enterance gate mentioning the buttons on the gate ,the hallway into the apt ,the apt itself spacious or not ,the shower facilities the candles in said apt and finish the review with"what went on between jessica and i will remain private"....Huh?.
    Now I didnt log on to EI,lookup Jessica's profile with a view to rent her apt.I can only surmise that in the current economic climate that these reviews have been written by idle estate agents keeping their had in at writing property blurbs.Come on guys at least give us a description of Jessica.
    On meeting Jessica,she is a beautiful woman sturdy foundation with a ornate well kept garden to the front and a spacious rear suitable for parking,the waist has a petite belly button which is a lovely feature,on the first floor there are two large sized bosoms with round symmetrical nipples .The atmosphere is warm and inviting but will turn cold if one dosent use insulation provided.
    Available to view 24/7..rent 120
    a thousand kisses deep..

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    This is one the funniest posts I have read in a while. Thank you!

    RETURNING TO THE EMERALD ISLE SHORTLY
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    Haha. Been saying this to myself for years. Why do we need to know whether its easy to find the appt or not. Why do we need to know if she vacuumed the place that morning. Tell me about the girl!!!!

    My personal rules for writing a review would be as follows.

    1. Is it the girl in the photos.
    2. Does the photo accurately represent the girl you meet (size, age ....etc)
    3. Personality, is she pleasant to talk to, sense of humor etc..
    4. Did i find the girl to be sensual and sexy or is she cold and just going through the motions.
    5. The main event. Is she talented at giving me pleasure as I want it. (without going into detail how of course)

    If each reviewer followed these pointers i think reviews would be more benificial to ME. This is just a suggestion to the type of reviews I consider to be of use to me.

    James.

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    lol funny thread. I dont usually go in to too great a detail about my punts in reviews, but i do leave a list of favorites enjoyed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayden View Post
    lol funny thread. I dont usually go in to too great a detail about my punts in reviews, but i do leave a list of favorites enjoyed.
    There's no need to write a "Reader's Tales" (you can almost imagine the punter peddling furiously as he taps away single handedly!) but "shall remain between professional sex-haver and me" has go to be about the most pompous statement. God forbid anyone found out she actually had the sex.

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    Ha ha! Good one. I'm in the market for a bijou girl, well maintained, open to offers

    Seriously though, I've been thinking about the reviews quite a bit. I guess we all depend on them, I know I certainly do to some extent.
    However quite often I feel that they tell you more about the author than the subject (i.e., he's an illiterate misogynistic dick). It would be really useful if we had a way of rating reviews so that the reviews deemed most useful by the greatest number of members are promoted to the top rather than just stacking them by date. This way, when browsing, the reviews deemed most pertinent by the community would be clearly indicated.

    This could prove difficult to implement in a manner that would prevent abuse by unscrupulous or malicious users. One possible method to ensure the quality and integrity of voting could be to allocate voting rights that would have to be earned. There is potential for a positive feedback loop here, i.e., one way to earn voting rights would be to write a review that becomes popular.

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    Personally, the ambiance of the apartment is the most important part of appointment for me. The escort could be quasimodo for all I care, no matter.. if there's sandalwood scented candles, dipped lights, power shower with M&S shower gel for men, those nice cushions from Dunnes....glorious.

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    I agree with some of the points you referred to ric,some think they are the next stewart duncan by the way they harp on about the location.But on the other hand i would like to know if the apt is located in a good area of a town/city some places i would not go to if they had a bad reputation.
    I have lived a life of regrets.

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    Agree with last post. I don't like certain parts of Dublin for various reasons and would hate to be spotted by someone I know when trying to find a location. So good directions are very helpful, as well as an escort who can cope with a client getting misdirected or lost. Quality of apartment can also matter, is it clean (if not, higher risk of catching something you shouldn't, and who wants a faulty or cold shower before or after?) However I agree that most of a review should be about the encounter itself, frequently there is not enough of this e.g. "I'll leave the details of our time together between ourselves.....", why bother to wirte the review in the first place? (lol)

    Vic

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    What if she was described as a DIY dream, jaysus run a mile
    JUSTICE FOR AMANDA KNOX AND RAFFAELE SOLLECITO----INNOCENTS

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