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Thread: Obey The Moderator! - Optimus Rhyme

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    Default Obey The Moderator! - Optimus Rhyme



    I agree to accept the following terms and regulations put forth by the admnistrators of this community and blah blah blah... I accept."

    Hey
    Listen up newbie, we gotta get a few things straight
    Who these people are, that can wait
    This my board, my world, my space
    I wrote every rule, you gotta read 'em ok?
    Cool, I guess that's it then we straight
    And if you need something I'll be up kinda late
    Like two, see that's when it gets bad
    People start flaming and everybody's mad
    That's when I gotta bust out the ban
    Trust me man, some of these people just can't stand one another
    So I gotta cover up a scandal
    Nah dude I can't let you know my AIM handle

    Drop it, I grab your IP and block it
    If you can't stay on topic, you got it?
    If I wanna lock it there's no way you can stop me
    Confident and cocky, the cubicle jockey

    :chorus:
    Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
    Scan sentences and announce who's wrong
    You are the troller, one week ban
    I know your other screen name man
    Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
    Hook 'em up with handles and close all the threads
    You are the liar, permanent ban
    I'll nullify your password man

    My sig's kinda big but it's tasteful
    Might blink a bit, 80k, there's no way that I be wasteful
    People get hateful, but "hey" it ain't new to me
    It can get crazy, in this community
    Dude you gotta unlock your caps
    Never argue; I'm better; walk with you straight to the FAQs
    Even then they never relax, it's all grudges
    From six months back, still nobody budges
    The worst? Hackers, scum of the earth
    Attack us and laugh as we back up with work
    But whatever, I got an upgrade up my sleeve
    Trade off sleep for new security
    That's part of the job I don't mind it
    And if you break a rule better believe that I'll be the one to find it
    I'm tracking down every last duplicate account
    I'm on my way to admin, there's never been a doubt

    I see that you be new to the community
    And soon to be a troubling influence
    So you really should be listening

    :chorus 2x:
    Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
    Scan sentences and announce who's wrong
    You are the troller, one week ban
    I know your other screen name man
    Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
    Hook 'em up with handles and close all the threads
    You are the liar, permanent ban
    I'll nullify your password man

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    Only surpassed by your dancing...............

    Advertising space available for hire, and reviews for sale, just call me....xxx

    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    That's the first piece of rap that I actually understand.

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