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    Default Enjoyable Pastime.

    Wanking is one of lifes most enjoyable pastimes. Sometimes it can be hard to hold onto your penis if the fingerprints on your fingers are worn and virtually gone, your hand keeps slipping off of your staff.

    That's the time to get a wench to take over, it's also good exercise for her too. Natasha would be ideal for this job, she would be particularly pleased to take my staff in her slender hands and masturbate me, whilst resisting the urge to place it in mouth.

    You know what they say, "A Wank a Day - Keeps The Doctor Away", in my case seven or eight wanks a day.

    Well that's all I have for you at the moment, you can look forwards to my next posting.

    God bless you all. xx

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    I see ExP has a new username.

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    This truly is inspiring stuff
    I have lived a life of regrets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aml View Post
    This truly is inspiring stuff
    I'm glad you feel that way, there's plenty more to follow, by gad you're so lucky.

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    In some ways my right hand is the best fuck buddy I've ever had.

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    Once a wanker always a wanker!
    Quote Originally Posted by Icantstopwanking View Post
    I'm glad you feel that way, there's plenty more to follow, by gad you're so lucky.
    You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
    Abraham Lincoln, (attributed)
    16th president of US (1809 - 1865)

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    Amazing how your own hand knows how quick or fast to go and where the right spot is at just the right time. Am I a wanker,you bet.

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    I have been on the dole and living alone since last September. Thanks to broadband internet and especially acccess to youporn.com masturbation takes place twice daily, if not more. Of late, though, I have become convinced that this is an unhealthy way to pass the time. My right wrist, forearm, elbow, shoulder and even some back muscles are constantly stiff and sore. I always thought wankers cramp was a myth, but now I know otherwise. Sure, shooting my load into the jakes, onto the bedclothes or into a dirty sock is great at the time, but at this stage I think I need to visit an addiction counsellor.

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    i havent jerked off in about 2 weeks. I try to limit the number of times i do it, as it can indeed be quite addictive.

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    Never limit the amount of times you have a wank!! Your willy is well able to take it, and, combined with a diet of oysters, masturbating will add 8-10 years to your life (according to a Harvard University study into hand-relief).

    Has anybody ever used one of those pretend pussies that you see on sale in adult shops? Always wondered if they were any good.

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