My gf is away for the week, so you know what means

this order of DVDs she bought arrives and I have a look at them

One of them is the tale of two young lads who take an older lady on a life changing road trip

i looked this up on the internets and I finds out that its a bit ranuchy

But I have a problem how do i watch the DVD without taking out of the plastic wrapping? Surely she would know that I was watching one of her dvds?

I delved further into the internets with my initial purpose being to find out, if this DVD was worth a wank, so too speak.

But then I found it on some random clips site, one of the final scenes of the film where the older women, to paraphrase wikipedia sucks off the two lads and then rides them

I am watching it, all is going well and then the two lads as tehy are getting blown at the same time by her, starting kissing each other

So in summary, as the title suggested, Im so glad I didnt wank off to that then

Thanks for listening

Your Pal,
Tex Mex