Joke of the day

**joggon** · 29-09-17, 22:00

spotted on the road to Muff

True Story ............

**joggon** · 30-09-17, 23:33

**The Equalizer** · 09-10-17, 20:34

What's a frog's favourite soft drink?

Croak-a Cola

**joggon** · 12-10-17, 22:47

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**joggon** · 12-10-17, 23:05

**Floki** · 19-10-17, 12:16

Q: What does an 80 year old lady have between her knees that an 18 year girl doesn't have?

A: Nipples

**Forceuser** · 19-10-17, 12:19

Originally Posted by Floki

Q: What does an 80 year old lady have between her knees that an 18 year girl doesn't have?

A: Nipples

Post found to be insensitive to mature ladies
1 week ban

**joggon** · 20-10-17, 23:37

Heart Attack

A blonde woman gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What happened?” she says. “I’m having a heart attack,” Man starts to cry.
Blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just asshe’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, “Mom!Mom! Aunt Jessica is hiding in your closet and she has got no clothes on!”
The woman slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past her screaming husband, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
“You rotten bitch”, says the wife.
“My husband’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!”

**joggon** · 23-10-17, 00:38

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