Joke of the day

[Dirty Harry]

i've smashed all the fireman sam dvd's in our household because i think they give a sickening message to our children i wont have my son growing up believing that a ginger welshman can accomplish something........

[Dirty Harry]

what do tramps do in this cold weather
die

[Dirty Harry]

i've just met my dream girl she loves football computer games and has a fear of Large penises ..............

[Dirty Harry]

OH shit there's a been a fire at the local church
or as i like to call it a Pastor bake

[Dirty Harry]

my wife said to me if we die at different times we wont be in heaven together
i thought thats why they call it heaven

[Forrest]

OH shit there's a been a fire at the local church
or as i like to call it a Pastor bake

Ah c'mon Harry, you can do better than that.

Good to see you posting, however briefly.

I hope all is good in the Kingdom of Dirty Harry.

Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year.

[dr love]

Snow is like a willy, its measured in inches, soft to the touch, cums when you least expect it and it never gets as deep as you'd like it.
Driving in the snow is like eating pussy. If you dont slow down and pay attention you could slide into the asshole in front of you! BE CAREFUL THIS WINTER!:-)

[Dirty Harry]

Ah c'mon Harry, you can do better than that.

Good to see you posting, however briefly.

I hope all is good in the Kingdom of Dirty Harry.

Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year.

thanks forrest mate yes dirty harry is ok hope you have a good xmas and new year you know me i will post any old thing

[Dirty Harry]

i was blow drying my cock with the wifes hair dryer and she ask what are you doing?
i told her i am warming your dinner up you un grateful bitch

[OnlyMe]

A guy goes into a bar with a big pile of shit in his hand.
He goes up to the barman and says,
look what I nearly walked in.