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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    Some may be sensitive about this issue. I'm not saying Anon is but perhaps some are.............

    Not me of course..........

    I'm a fine specimen..........

    Women tell me I have a body for swimming.....................




    Do you think they mean most of it should be hidden from view below the water???.......................
    I'm an ugly fat cunt LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    I'm an ugly fat cunt LOL
    So I hear....................
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Imagine going in to meet an escort and suddenly about five of the hottest escorts you've ever seen come over to you. You put on a few pounds over the summer, who cares/so what.

    They look you up and down, they giggle, they look at your teeth and your eyes, they look at your belly, they look at your skin, they keep saying things in a foreign language and laughing with each other.... you think they are so hot and sexy and are turned on but unsettled at what they're doing.

    You say which girl you want and then they laugh and say they would rather fuck a horse than you (literally) and you can keep your money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    You say which girl you want and then they laugh and say they would rather fuck a horse than you (literally) and you can keep your money.
    Pmsfl NG

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    [QUOTE=northernwaster;22399what would it matter.....her point of veiw ......if you have a lot of weight on you or if you cum in two seconds .....or you can't get it up they don't care just go and relax and enjoy the time with the girl...........it always works out nice in the end you will find

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    [QUOTE=Dirty Harry;224076][QUOTE=northernwaster;22399what would it matter.....her point of veiw ......if you have a lot of weight on you or if you cum in two seconds .....or you can't get it up they don't care just go and relax and enjoy the time with the girl...........it always works out nice in the end you will find [/QUOTE]

    As long as she doesnt offer a drink.

    bloody Henekin lorry pulls up outside,
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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    Imagine going in to meet an escort and suddenly about five of the hottest escorts you've ever seen come over to you. You put on a few pounds over the summer, who cares/so what.

    They look you up and down, they giggle, they look at your teeth and your eyes, they look at your belly, they look at your skin, they keep saying things in a foreign language and laughing with each other.... you think they are so hot and sexy and are turned on but unsettled at what they're doing.

    You say which girl you want and then they laugh and say they would rather fuck a horse than you (literally) and you can keep your money.
    God that must have hurt, did it???

    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    You say which girl you want and then they laugh and say they would rather fuck a horse than you (literally) and you can keep your money.
    Do you ever think of anything else...............
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Wink Escort opinion

    Quote Originally Posted by northernwaster View Post
    Still would be interesting to get an escorts point of view, truthfully
    Hello northernwaster!
    I think you haven't got an escort opinion by now so i will tell you mine.Beeing an escort i've learned something very important:never judge a person by look,nationality or age.I've been surprised so many times,in a good or a bad way.I think that if somebody is a nice person,very clean,respectful and with cash,then no profesional and inteligent escort will reject him just because of the weight.I've met a few extra weight people and all i can say is that most of them were so modest and kind,more clean and more respectful that someother people that have the perfect body and a nice suit.In each case are exeptions,of course!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    You say which girl you want and then they laugh and say they would rather fuck a horse than you (literally) and you can keep your money.
    Well if the horse had a smaller penis than the prospective client, I could understand their preference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JessicaJessy View Post
    with cash,then no profesional and inteligent escort will reject him just because of the weight.
    LMAO he will be a lot lighter going home wont he? If he stays for 1 hour he will lose €250 which is 196.89 pounds or 14.06 stone which is 89.50 kilos.

    try my amazing weight loss formula NOW!!!
    Westside.

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