The elusive Half century

[zobaanzoo]

Guys.........I am forced to go down this route as some escorts have simply decided to 'take the piss' of punters -------- in the literal sense. Regulars here will know that to-date, I have posted more than 70 escort reviews, yet, escorts can choose to get out of the review system retrospectively AND whenever they want.

This lethal weapon they use as a 'trump card' to undo all the hard work of us reviewers at their own sweet discretion, making all those (mostly)genuine reviews vanish mercilessly forever whenever it stops suiting them to face the truth.


Goes without saying that they wud usually do so when the negative reviews are outnumbering the positive ones..............

In tune with the cricket season, I was pleased to have at last scored the half century of reviews (a marathon task, even if some of my reviews maybe a total disgrace).

But was equally dissappointed to see my score coming down to 49 the very next day. After scanning with a microscope (literally), I discovered to my utmost surprise and dissappointment that, the latest escort to deal this severe blow to my dauntless endeavours to reach a 'century' of reviews was none else than BIANCA..........why ? why why why why why ? I kept wondering..........all her reviews were reasonably good..........I mean, there seemed to be no apparent reason for her to not continue enjoying the adulation after all.............

But there was 'method to this madness' and now I know why............

Some new escort is piggybacking on Bianca's listing.........someone who is nearly 40++.........or even 45 or 48-ish..........a totally revamped old model, straight out of a body shop...........fully dented-and painted like a japanese import Mazda MX which you see those young upstarts zipping past you on Saturday nites......)

her pussy tasted sweet (because of the chemical used in producing KY lubricating lotion) which she had used liberally.........I mean, I wield such a small tool, it's like getting an artillery to kill an ant, using that gel stuff...........

anyway, now detective ZO was no longer interested in the punt (I finished in 5 minutes flat) as much as spotting the discrepancies..........

She is a very good imitation of the real Bianca (if the pictures on the profile are verified ) but if you look at the tits carefully..........the difference becomes obvious, especially the areolae (dark area around the nipples)

She is a few shades slimmer than the pictured woman, has a few nasty gashes around the tummy (tell-tale signs of an appendicitis surgery or nip-n-tuck) and many more trivial things........... I dont mind fucking women of her age, in fact, I have gone out with 65 year olds and enjoyed every bit, but there is a certain mood when you want to go with a mature...........not when you are expecting a 29 years old !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She has her hair dyed blonde which doesn't go with her complexion at all, and even though, despite her age and nice deportment, if there is one thing I will hold against her, its the dishonesty..........

In short, the escort presently posing to be Bianca, should get enlisted as 'herself' for €120 or so........she would be still quite desirable as that.........

RANT SESSION OVER

[Dub Lad]

Right I dont doubt that you make a great contribution but lates fae it not all reviews are proper reviews just observations not answering phones etc etc.... I could that myself.. the ratio is prob 5 to 1

[zobaanzoo]

Right I dont doubt that you make a great contribution but lates fae it not all reviews are proper reviews just observations not answering phones etc etc.... I could that myself.. the ratio is prob 5 to 1

did u mean 1 out of 5 reviews are useless or the other way round ? Please have a close look (barring some of them for Catsescorts).........dont you see a lot of commetted hardwork gone into that ?

Ahhhhhh Dub Lad ..........you break my heart man !!!!!!!!!!

[zobaanzoo]

did u mean 1 out of 5 reviews are useless or the other way round ? Please have a close look (barring some of them for Catsescorts).........dont you see a lot of commetted hardwork gone into that ?

Ahhhhhh Dub Lad ..........you break my heart man !!!!!!!!!!

I pride myself in being a sex-maniac of sorts...............and when I set my eyes on an escort, I would literally try calling her at all possible hours to fix up an appointment.......especially if she is hard to attain

despite my best efforts, when the incidence of the phone going into an answering machine predominates............ONLY then DO I post a review like 'phone keeps going into answering machine'...............when I am absolutely convinced MYSELF that there is no way this escort is gonna be attainable..........thats when..........

yet, Staci has been eluding me, although her reviews prove that she exists....

come to think of it, even this constitutes a feedback (someone being perpetually elusive).............I believe that this should go down more on that escorts feedback section rather than coming up as a discussion thread.............

how many members here take their punting so passionately here ? This forum is alive because of a handful committed posters like Dick spunk / Westie etc to name a few..............thats the reason, I would rather post such a feedback as a review rather than a discussion threads.

Just because I have 49 reviews till date doesn't mean that I had sex with escorts only 49 times............that score I would reach within 3-4 months max........

there are many I repeat, but not necessarily review each time (unless the difference between the last time and this time is dramatically different worth mentioning)...............some reviewers post multiple reviews of the same escort which seldom reveal much that is different.

THAT my dear, constitutes beefing up numbers..............

my score of 49 may well stand at 60++ , even if you sift out the 'so called trash reviews'......ask Patricia and she would testify this.........thats where the hurt comes mate !!!

Guess what would I do if I was lucky enough to be a Dubliner (don't get me wrong, this comment is only made in the context of a wider punting choice available there, nothing wrong with my lovely Limerick............)


I guess I must stop rambling now...............

[micknochis]

Ride on zobaanzoo!
I'd really like to read reviews like "this escort doesn't answer" rather than no reviews at all, at least then knowing to prepare myself with an alternative number cos of it.
(and I don't think no1 writes such thing after just 1 attempt)

Reviewing the same escort doesn't bother me...everybody looks a bit different services from the escorts, etc. So reviews may/will vary only in that sense alrdy. Just hoping that the reviews are based on some truth.

Being no hard ass punter, but while Iam at it, won't call anymore to any escort unless reviewed!!! (not allways so easy to ask from the girl on the phone what she does and what not, what is xtra, and so on...)

Haven't got many answers to my emails from this site....else where with a bit better luck, and the girls got their money.
Thats one thing I'd once in a while like to do...ask certains things via email 1st.

But I appreciate Zo's hard work, baring in mind that's at least 150e/review.
And how helpful...for me, others and for escorts!!!

MicNoc

[Dub Lad]

Zoo - I do appreciate your hard work I do my hat goes off to you honestly
My only point is this......

50 reviews is a huge an momentous occasion but some reviews are observations and I think Id rather have 50 full 100% reviews if you get me...

[zobaanzoo]

Zoo - I do appreciate your hard work I do my hat goes off to you honestly
My only point is this......

50 reviews is a huge an momentous occasion but some reviews are observations and I think Id rather have 50 full 100% reviews if you get me...

got you now........and shall continue working towards that mission with a bit of patience, luck (one needs enough supply to meet this demand, so keep the good escorts coming EI...........) and perseverance........

[westside]

Guys.........I am forced to go down this route as some escorts have simply decided to 'take the piss' of punters -------- in the literal sense. Regulars here will know that to-date, I have posted more than 70 escort reviews, yet, escorts can choose to get out of the review system retrospectively AND whenever they want.

This lethal weapon they use as a 'trump card' to undo all the hard work of us reviewers at their own sweet discretion, making all those (mostly)genuine reviews vanish mercilessly forever whenever it stops suiting them to face the truth.


Goes without saying that they wud usually do so when the negative reviews are outnumbering the positive ones..............

In tune with the cricket season, I was pleased to have at last scored the half century of reviews (a marathon task, even if some of my reviews maybe a total disgrace).

But was equally dissappointed to see my score coming down to 49 the very next day. After scanning with a microscope (literally), I discovered to my utmost surprise and dissappointment that, the latest escort to deal this severe blow to my dauntless endeavours to reach a 'century' of reviews was none else than BIANCA..........why ? why why why why why ? I kept wondering..........all her reviews were reasonably good..........I mean, there seemed to be no apparent reason for her to not continue enjoying the adulation after all.............

But there was 'method to this madness' and now I know why............

Some new escort is piggybacking on Bianca's listing.........someone who is nearly 40++.........or even 45 or 48-ish..........a totally revamped old model, straight out of a body shop...........fully dented-and painted like a japanese import Mazda MX which you see those young upstarts zipping past you on Saturday nites......)

her pussy tasted sweet (because of the chemical used in producing KY lubricating lotion) which she had used liberally.........I mean, I wield such a small tool, it's like getting an artillery to kill an ant, using that gel stuff...........

anyway, now detective ZO was no longer interested in the punt (I finished in 5 minutes flat) as much as spotting the discrepancies..........

She is a very good imitation of the real Bianca (if the pictures on the profile are verified ) but if you look at the tits carefully..........the difference becomes obvious, especially the areolae (dark area around the nipples)

She is a few shades slimmer than the pictured woman, has a few nasty gashes around the tummy (tell-tale signs of an appendicitis surgery or nip-n-tuck) and many more trivial things........... I dont mind fucking women of her age, in fact, I have gone out with 65 year olds and enjoyed every bit, but there is a certain mood when you want to go with a mature...........not when you are expecting a 29 years old !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She has her hair dyed blonde which doesn't go with her complexion at all, and even though, despite her age and nice deportment, if there is one thing I will hold against her, its the dishonesty..........

In short, the escort presently posing to be Bianca, should get enlisted as 'herself' for €120 or so........she would be still quite desirable as that.........

RANT SESSION OVER

Met Bianca in Cork last Sept. She was a sweetheart and very nice. Had a great time with her and she even text me a few days later saying thanks and goodbye because she was going to Dublin. The real one is 29 yers old and is the girl in the pics, no heavier or lighter and does have a scar on her stomach. So fuckin what ,big deal. She is one of the very few escorts that i would turn around and say i have 100% time for.

Im assuming that your are talking about an imitation here, right?
Westside.