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    Guys, check this out. Below is an extract from a review I wrote for a Dublin, (Irish) escort. I know some of the foreign girls get slated, but in over 15 years of punting, this is the first time this has happened to me!
    My suggestion to ladies who find themselves at 'that time of the month' to take a few days off, and not rip-off some poor ol' hard working fellow. ( it's Abbey in D8)


    "....................She offers a massage which I refuse politely and suggest getting more intimate and suggest some oral on her or maybe 69, which is when she drops the Bombshell! Quote: "Not today, it's NOT a good time of the month for me!"
    So what about sex I ask, same answer- NOT today! Remember she's taken my 150 & I'm stark naked on the bed............."

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    Smile Sue her.

    Quote Originally Posted by leviathan View Post
    Guys, check this out. Below is an extract from a review I wrote for a Dublin, (Irish) escort. I know some of the foreign girls get slated, but in over 15 years of punting, this is the first time this has happened to me!
    My suggestion to ladies who find themselves at 'that time of the month' to take a few days off, and not rip-off some poor ol' hard working fellow. ( it's Abbey in D8)


    "....................She offers a massage which I refuse politely and suggest getting more intimate and suggest some oral on her or maybe 69, which is when she drops the Bombshell! Quote: "Not today, it's NOT a good time of the month for me!"
    So what about sex I ask, same answer- NOT today! Remember she's taken my 150 & I'm stark naked on the bed............."
    Take her to a small claims court and get your money back. Y ou two have made a contract and paying for sex is not illegal in this country so you can easily get your 150 back.

    Sincerely,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westside View Post
    Take her to a small claims court and get your money back. Y ou two have made a contract and paying for sex is not illegal in this country so you can easily get your 150 back.
    Get real westside, I'm sure leviathan doesn't want to do that... Can you imagine the publicity...? The Evil Gerald would probably pop along to cover the story!

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    Default See this is whats wrong with the buisiness...................

    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    Get real westside, I'm sure leviathan doesn't want to do that... Can you imagine the publicity...? The Evil Gerald would probably pop along to cover the story!
    all of this "publicity crap". Now i understand that someone may not want people to know there affairs. Why? Because it could be an illegal activity. But in this country the only thing illegal about it is soliciting for sexual purposes, nothing else which is why you can do this stuff as long as you put the companionship part on the web pages and of course host the site outside of Irish Legislature.
    This is all well and good but the way i see it is this. A person is either serious or not. If you get involved in a sleezy activity ,pros,sex, rackeering and get yopur head stuck in the door ,that is a persons own tough shit. Hard luck, man up, take it on the chin and move along otherwise take it seriously and go to the public and push for legislation. And even that wont do most of them becuase they are either married or doing the dirt behind their old dolls back.
    We hear all of this bullshit about prices and this one did this or that.And these numnuts talk about contribution.How about contributing to making someones life a little better by not demanding so much and giving them a break in a buisiness that is a little tough for the girl at times.Nope because its all about their bollox and nothing else. No wonder alot of them get caught out.

    Sorry for the rant Sweetie but this shit does make me laugh at times.

    Most Sincerely,
    Westside.

    One other thing dont give me this "i care about other punters".Give me a fuckin break. As long as the guy gets his hole nicely he really couldnt care less about punters, past, present or future.

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    What BULLSHIT

    Honest to God westside have you fcuk all else to be doing than pissing about on an escort site dictating to others when you have admitted already that you no longer punt yourself.

    Sites such as this and others benifit clients and escorts by shared information which can be benificial to both parties.

    There are rip off escorts who do as little as possible, who lie on their profiles regarding services and who post false pictures in an attempt to deceive clients.

    Then there are escorts who are honest and more enthusiastic and who make the effort to give the client a good time.

    Shared information by clients means that others may not waste their hard earned cash on the sub standard escorts and that the escorts who are top of the tree have the good word passed on and thus benefit them.

    What goes around comes around, all clients who punt regularly will inevitably come across the poor service providers and by relating his experience by means of a review or on the message boards it could save another client wasting his time or money. If others acknowlege this courtesy and reciprocate then one good turn begets another.

    Positive feedback on sites such as this benefits both clients and escorts, negative feedback weeds out the rip off escorts who are here for a quick buck and the sooner some of the touring escorts realise that Ireland is no longer a soft touch where they can go in the twilight of their careers or to have a bit of a break and make a lot of cash for fcuk all effort the better it will be for the genuine punters who you seem to have no time for.

    Enough with the caring sharing social worker routine ffs it has become seriously tiring .

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    Smile No bullshit, only fact..................................................

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    Westside go and ask any of the many escort girlfriends that you keep going on about what they would prefer.

    You sitting at your keyboard moralising on their behalf or someone to come and put money in their pockets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydan View Post
    Westside go and ask any of the many escort girlfriends that you keep going on about what they would prefer.

    You sitting at your keyboard moralising on their behalf or someone to come and put money in their pockets?
    im no longer in touch with them. Trust me they didnt need me to do anything or their behalf. You just dont get it mate and i dont think you ever will.

    GOOD TIMES,
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    Post so so true . . . .

    Speaking of money, the original poster of this thread, in his escort review, makes an interesting point- in that it takes him over 12 hours of work to earn what an escort earns in half an hour(150e), and as he says many punters quiet literally have to save up for a punt, and that brings up another interesting point- is escorting (at 250e per hour) the highest paying job in the country ?

    Just look at yet more recent reviews, to get (yet again) the point that there are Bummer escorts out there, escorts who dont give a hoot about a guy, once he hands over 150e (look up the review of Brenda), and its not the first negative review either,
    I gave her a call sometime last year (before the reviews) to enquire about a visit, and on the basis of her telephone manner (rude, unfriendly), I told her it was okay, and that I would visit another escort. (BJ and facial with a Czech girl in Pearse Street).
    But I always check reviews now, before visiting an escort, there are just still too many Bummers out there, its like tossing a coin, with what you get when you walk in an escorts apartment door, overall I have been very lucky, but other guys (like the original poster, or the Brenda punter) still get bad punts.

    My advice to anybody is this- its what I do, if I walk in an escorts apartment and immediately the alarm bells in my head start ringing because the place is unkempt and filthy, or she has other people there, or she is aggressive or rude, or dispite her phoney profile photos she is just overweight and facially pig ugly (request to anybody who feels the urgent need to jump on his keyboard to insult me about this comment- give it a rest), I just tell her I have to go, and walk out, Why do I do this ? Well if I am going to fork out 150e of good money (tax free) to an escort, then I expect certain standards

    - A clean discreet place
    - A friendly open attitude
    - A honest (pictures at least) personality

    If an escort cant provide these basic standards I am out the door, no money exchanged, no harsh words spoken.

    If on the other hand I enter and get little alarms bells ringing, then I will barter with her up front (before payment) exactly what I want, and how I want it, this tactic has never failed me, and in fact has at times probably improved a punt because the escort knows exactly what I want and how I want it. -and probaby knows that I will walk if I dont feel happy with what she can give me before I have paid her.

    Gut instinct is usually right, if you walk in a escorts apartment and just feel uneasy about her or the apartment, then I would suggest you leave ASAP- before handing over a cent of cash.
    I suspect that many guys are bags of nerves when they go to an escort, for a variety of reasons, one been probably what westside says, that they are working behind the backs of their old ladies, other guys are scared that the vice squad will burst burst down the apartment door, or that the escort will suddenly call for 2 or 3 guys hiding somewhere in the apartment, to intimidate or rob the punter, other escorts whether you like it or not, are just alcoholics, shaking for their next drink, (had that once last Summer in Phisborough), who, once you hand them cash, just want to get you cumming and get you going out the door, as fast as they can.
    But as I said, if it feels bad, it probably is bad, for whatever reason. Most guys do not want to post up that they were more or less conned and essentially robbed by a bummer escort, and I suspect that what we see on the review board is only a fraction of these types of negative punts.
    Even when they do, there are, unfortunaly, other posters who jump up defending bummer escorts! - seems to happen almost everytime a punter calls a spade a spade.
    Overall I would say that are more GOOD escorts around than Bummer escorts- certainly here in Dublin, but if a guy is going to hand over 150e of his hard earned cash, he should be prepared to not accept low standards from a bad escort, and if that is all she can give- low standards- then he should, as I said, keep his money in his pants, clutch into reverse gear and walk out.
    A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    other escorts whether you like it or not, are just alcoholics, shaking for their next drink, (had that once last Summer in Phisborough), who, once you hand them cash, just want to get you cumming and get you going out the door, as fast as they can.
    Ha, same happened to me, wonder if it was the same woman...

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