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    Default Ex Girlfriends

    Ex Girlfriends, those creatures of past ejectulations, I have had about 8 memorable girlfriends in the past, by memorable I mean I had some very enjoyable sex with them, I have mentioned some of them in previous posts, and if I add up all the ejectulations they provided to me, I say it would certainly be over 200, yes 200 minor explosions of sperm in their vaginas, arse cracks, mouths, tits, faces, and other assorted areas of female bodies.
    But alas ex girlfriends move on, and I have to admit I got jealous of some of them if I came across them with their new boyfriends/ husbands.
    But some of them, unknownly to themselves, still provide me with the odd kinky ejectulation! You see I have kept some mementos of them, little reminders to induce erections and provoke cummings.
    Knickers which my Exs wore are my favorite little momentos which I kept from all of them, Knickers are easy to take without your girlfriend known, one little habit that almost all of them had was to take off their knickers in our bed, before sex. While sleeping after our male- female fun, I would quietly locate them and hide them away, come morning my Girlfriend would try to find them in the bed but quickly give up, and get a fresh pair from overnight bags.
    The end result would be I would add the worn knickers to my collection of future wank accessories.
    While having sex some of them were quiet, just wimpering, others would scream their heads off, this led to to an idea I did a few times of recording on a tape recorder these screams of passion, again used in future wank sessions!
    Other little items I have aquired from Exs have been bras and perfume, all used to remind me of past cum fun!
    One partulicaler Girlfriend I had, a selfish bitch, but sperm erection inducing to touch and feel, had me really frustrated when I seen her with a new Boyfriend in Dun Leary, about a month after we split, I felt a sudden but kinky prang of sexual jealousy in my balls, as she walked with her arm wrapped around her new guy; she really was an animal in bed with me, in fact that was her best trait as a girlfriend.
    I was single at the time (about 2 years ago) and was going to rush home for a good wank session with the little pair of black see true knicklers I had taken from her.
    While on the way home on the Dart, I had a great idea, I decided to take the knickers, go to an escort, and have her wear the knickers while I pumped her missionary style.
    And so it was I visited a English escort just off Dame street, the escort, a slim early 20s girl with short blond hair, had no problem carrying out my knickers request, and so it was I spent a very enjoyable time ejectulating all the sexual tension and jealousy out my penis into her groin as she wore my Exs knickers!
    Ah yes, Ex girlfriends, cant live with them cant live without them!
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    Smile hahhahahahahhaha hey.............................................

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    jesus its dunloaghaire fuck sake get it right... and there is a reason why there called ex gf cause there manipulatuve lying violent little women who smashes plate and cups at ya and stand outside your gaff screaming and shouting.. aww yeah do love exs oh please
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    also they stalk ya and just sleeping with them adds caos what if she gets emotionally attached i mean theres and old saying 2 people can never just have sex with out sum1 gettng an emotional attachment
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    Quote Originally Posted by dub lad View Post
    also they stalk ya and just sleeping with them adds caos what if she gets emotionally attached i mean theres and old saying 2 people can never just have sex with out sum1 gettng an emotional attachment
    so your ex-girlfriends are desperate to get back with you and shag you again dub ladClick image for larger version. 

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    Default Things may have changed..........

    Quote Originally Posted by sexyfukka View Post
    so your ex-girlfriends are desperate to get back with you and shag you again dub lad
    In the 2 and a half years since he made that post............
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