A little thought . . . .
Recent posts detailing some escorts using false pictures to profile themselves, and other escorts (Vica and Brenda) providing poor service, proves yet again, that the business is still hit and miss with what a punter gets when he hands out his hard earned cash.
For a first time punter a bad experience can really put him off, we were all first time punters once, I myself was lucky, and had good experiences, but I can imagine a first time guy setting out today and having the misfortune to end up with a rude, disinterested "couldnt give a crap" escort.
My worse experience I think took place about 8 years ago when I visited a mature escort in Rathmines, cant remember her name, or even precisely where she was located, but it was in a apartment block, which back then was relatively new.
I remember her as a po faced, cold type, which I tried to cheer up and be pleasant to, all to no avail, she was more interested in Coronation Street which was playing on her Television set, my most distinct physical memory of her was her unsmiling thin lips, and as much as I tried to be approachable and engaging to her, she was as sexy as a pot of cold stale cabbage, for the kinky curious, the action consisted of a handjob as I lay on the bed, and to be honest, I have had better wet dreams.
Now I have heard before that escorts sometimes have off days, we all do in our respective jobs, but some of us (like myself) cannot allow our off days to influence our 9 to 5 work, if we do, then we are regarded as unreliable, and replaced, thats the nature of the increasingly profit orientented and mean minded managements that many people work for in the so called Celtic Tiger.
I have also learned that the worse escorts dont read, or certainly dont reply to bad reviews or complaints on the board, and its really no use trying to argue a reasonable point to them, and the only way to really let them know that their service is crap, is for guys to post up reports and reviews, and for other punters to quiet simply not visit them, and let them sit in their apartments alone all day (watching Coronation Street!).
There are some good and some even great escorts out there, girls who to put it simply are a joy to be with (and who also give a bonus of wank memories after the visit!), so for any first time punters I would say to you just visit escorts who have received 2 or more good reviews, dont risk your goodwill, or your cash, on untried escorts.
Its not an ideal type of advice, but it is probably the best advice going.
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .