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  1. 21-05-10, 17:59 #1
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    Red face I've been outed

    I took too many chances I know I really did I guess I knew I'd be found out sooner rather than later but today was the most embarrassing day of my life. One of the girls I steal knickers from there are 3 called me 1st thing this morning I was at her house lastnite & took her used knickers from her laundry basked when she went to the shop, I usually wouldnt see her for another few days after & I knew something was up that she wanted to see me at 4pm she said it was 'important', Well(sigh) when I met her she was laughing aloud I knew my fate I admitted I had 7 knickers belonging to her I guess she took it well I begged her not to say it to anyone but I know she will
    she told me that she'd buy me knickers for my collection but thats not the same ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    I took too many chances I know I really did I guess I knew I'd be found out sooner rather than later but today was the most embarrassing day of my life. One of the girls I steal knickers from there are 3 called me 1st thing this morning I was at her house lastnite & took her used knickers from her laundry basked when she went to the shop, I usually wouldnt see her for another few days after & I knew something was up that she wanted to see me at 4pm she said it was 'important', Well(sigh) when I met her she was laughing aloud I knew my fate I admitted I had 7 knickers belonging to her I guess she took it well I begged her not to say it to anyone but I know she will
    she told me that she'd buy me knickers for my collection but thats not the same ...
    you poor poor fella being found out like that dont wory EP...i can understand your used knickers fetish just ask her to cut you a deal you agree to pay her for her used knickers for an agreed sum of money each week then everyones happy also happy sniffing amigo
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    He who livs by the stolen knicker will die from the stolen knicker.

    Or something like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by lordjohn View Post
    He who livs by the stolen knicker will die from the stolen knicker.

    Or something like that
    ha ha i think its time to show no mercy did you mean if you live by the sword then you will die by the sword
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    Hey EP , are you any relation to the Mayor of Preesal and Knott End by any chance !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    I took too many chances I know I really did I guess I knew I'd be found out sooner rather than later but today was the most embarrassing day of my life. One of the girls I steal knickers from there are 3 called me 1st thing this morning I was at her house lastnite & took her used knickers from her laundry basked when she went to the shop, I usually wouldnt see her for another few days after & I knew something was up that she wanted to see me at 4pm she said it was 'important', Well(sigh) when I met her she was laughing aloud I knew my fate I admitted I had 7 knickers belonging to her I guess she took it well I begged her not to say it to anyone but I know she will
    she told me that she'd buy me knickers for my collection but thats not the same ...
    Fuckin classic! I have to say I share your fetish - its just a bit of fun really isn't it ... special when you nick em LOL
    If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with! X

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    Cheer up EP. You've only been caught so far, not outed yet................
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Just in case, I have alerted the Clarions security of a possible Jumper, but If you do manage to jumpo try and land on the chalk outline I have drawn for you
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    If he put all the knickers he's stolen down there he'd have a nice soft landing I'd say................
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    but If you do manage to jumpo try and land on the chalk outline I have drawn for you
    Hope you didn't draw your's next to mine Doozer took me ages to do mine
    Exp you certanly brighten up my day with your posts.

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