I've been outed

[Experienced Punter esq]

I took too many chances I know I really did I guess I knew I'd be found out sooner rather than later but today was the most embarrassing day of my life. One of the girls I steal knickers from there are 3 called me 1st thing this morning I was at her house lastnite & took her used knickers from her laundry basked when she went to the shop, I usually wouldnt see her for another few days after & I knew something was up that she wanted to see me at 4pm she said it was 'important', Well(sigh) when I met her she was laughing aloud I knew my fate I admitted I had 7 knickers belonging to her I guess she took it well I begged her not to say it to anyone but I know she will
she told me that she'd buy me knickers for my collection but thats not the same ...