Looking for love

[Forrest]

I am a 60 year old male, with most of my own teeth, a nice comb-over hairstyle, plenty of cash under the mattress. I am looking for a lady to give me a bed bath every day for the rest of my life, using her tongue only.
Any ladies interested please pm me as soon as possible, before the mood goes off me.
It would also help if you could fall madly, deeply in love with me.

[Dirty Harry]

I am a 60 year old male, with most of my own teeth, a nice comb-over hairstyle, plenty of cash under the mattress. I am looking for a lady to give me a bed bath every day for the rest of my life, using her tongue only.
Any ladies interested please pm me as soon as possible, before the mood goes off me.
It would also help if you could fall madly, deeply in love with me.

jesus christ old buddy you aren't asking for much are you this thread should be fun

[Forrest]

jesus christ old buddy you aren't asking for much are you this thread should be fun

Well my previous request for 2 blonde, nymphomaniac, bar owners didn't go very well, so I'm not optimistic.

But, if you don't ask you will never know.

[Dirty Harry]

Well my previous request for 2 blonde, nymphomaniac, bar owners didn't go very well, so I'm not optimistic.

But, if you don't ask you will never know.

thats correct and right my good man i bet you will get some pm's and as usual best of luck with it mabe auntie pat will be interested she is only 9years older than you

[Forrest]

thats correct and right my good man i bet you will get some pm's and as usual best of luck with it mabe auntie pat will be interested she is only 9years older than you

Yeah, I may need a secretary to handle all the pm's. I'm sure Auntie Pat would be happy to help out.

[Dirty Harry]

Yeah, I may need a secretary to handle all the pm's. I'm sure Auntie Pat would be happy to help out.

don't you worry forrest something will turn up i'm in the same boat myself

[Violette]

I am available for longer bookings.

[Forrest]

I am available for longer bookings.

That's good to know, but can we be exclusive.
Show me the love.

[Forrest]

I am very disappointed that there has been so little interest.
I have had to put Auntie Pat on protective notice due to the lack of work.

[Violette]

That's good to know, but can we be exclusive.
Show me the love.

If there are enough noughts at the end of the figure, I am all yours.