Graffiti

[Forrest]

What is your favourite piece of graffiti?

One of mine is:

A drama critic is like a eunuch in a harem
He sees it being done every night,
He knows exactly how it should be done,
But he can't do it himself.

[Ric Hardgear]

[Forrest]

Women's breasts are like toy train sets,
They were originally intended for the kids
but the fathers get the most fun playing with them.

[luther]

[Forrest]

I got my looks from my father - he's a plastic surgeon.

A eunuch is a man cut out to be a bachelor.

Sex is the one game never postponed because of darkness.
and can be even more fun if there is a pitch invasion.