Fellow punters- I am in shock this evening!
Today a escort accused me of stealing her KNICKERS.
It all began today when I decided I would like to visit a escort, I decided to visit Mature Margo, the well known English escort, currently on tour in Dublin.
I told the wife I was off to my church meeting, and drove over to Margos place.
The delightful Margo opened her door wearing a mini skirt which strained to hold her large shapely arse, "Hello you Sexy beast!" she said to me . . .
Anyway once inside she removed the skirt to reveal a pair of black lace knickers which I really liked . .
"Wow- I like your knickers!" I told her. "But you want me to take then off- dont you? You Perv!"
"And maybe I can wear them myself!" I told her. "You perv!" she replied.
Anyhow we got down to business, and after we were finished, Margo began searching for the knickers, "Did you steal them?You perv!" she joked.
Then she started to get serious- complaining about a punter who stole a pair of her knickers last week- "He was a little skinny perv- stole my best knickers last week- he was gone before I knew it!"
(Sounds like Nicegirlsarenice!).
Then she got angry, telling me to hand them back-"GIVE THEM BACK! YOU PERV!"
And she made me strip naked, then she made me bend over, searching for her knickers!
Then she went to call the police! And I saw my chance- I grabbed my wallet, and ran out of the apartment- totally naked! I ran home 3 miles naked!
It was a close shave! Fellow punters!
But dont worry about me- Im all right now!
I include a picture of the missing knickers below, on the shapely Margo, if any of yous find them then please send them on to me!
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .
Fellow punters- I am in shock this evening!
Today a escort accused me of stealing her KNICKERS.
It all began today when I decided I would like to visit a escort, I decided to visit Mature Margo, the well known English escort, currently on tour in Dublin.
I told the wife I was off to my church meeting, and drove over to Margos place.
You were probably right to, have you seen the lines to the confessionals these days all cuing up for escorts? Jesus it's a nightmare....
Originally Posted by Dick Spunk
The delightful Margo opened her door wearing a mini skirt which strained to hold her large shapely arse, "Hello you Sexy beast!" she said to me . . .
Anyway once inside she removed the skirt to reveal a pair of black lace knickers which I really liked . .
"Wow- I like your knickers!" I told her. "But you want me to take then off- dont you? You Perv!"
"And maybe I can wear them myself!" I told her. "You perv!" she replied.
Anyhow we got down to business, and after we were finished, Margo began searching for the knickers, "Did you steal them?You perv!" she joked.
Then she started to get serious- complaining about a punter who stole a pair of her knickers last week- "He was a little skinny perv- stole my best knickers last week- he was gone before I knew it!" (Sounds like Nicegirlsarenice!).
Then she got angry, telling me to hand them back-"GIVE THEM BACK! YOU PERV!"
And she made me strip naked, then she made me bend over, searching for her knickers!
In my defence, they smelt really lovely with both wet vagina fluid with a hint of piss on them, I couldn't help myself. I know I have a problem....
Originally Posted by Dick Spunk
Then she went to call the police!
To be serious for a second there Deek I do think people are too fast to call the police these days. There's a time and a place for when you should call the police, and that's when you are organising a massive group orgy, with a serious amount of s&m and roleplay involved. It should only be for something that's very important, like when someone's been REALLY naughty, like been caught masturbating, and REALLY needs to be locked up, handcuffed and beaten about the place with contempt.... and imprisoned in a cell along with several dominant female police officers. Otherwise the police have enough to be doing...
Originally Posted by Dick Spunk
And I saw my chance- I grabbed my wallet, and ran out of the apartment- totally naked! I ran home 3 miles naked!
It was a close shave! Fellow punters!
But dont worry about me- Im all right now!
I include a picture of the missing knickers below, on the shapely Margo, if any of yous find them then please send them on to me!
Good man, did you notice any hotties along the way and get their number?
Last edited by nicegirlsarenice; 12-05-10 at 18:36.
A Escort accused me of stealing her Knickers!!!
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