This will be coming in just a couple of days now, and I'm beginning to think we really need it.
Early events in the chatroom could be:
(1) A fight. Between irishbloke and westside perhaps?
(2) A public spanking of an E-I staff member. Any disciplinarians out there? You are needed. This morning I gave Jayne a pile of accounts to do. At approximately 12.30 I noted via the "Who's Online" facility that, rather than doing accounts, she was reading dubjon's and westside's posts to each other on this message board. I rightly ticked her off and that would of been the end of the matter. However, seeing as she had been on the message boards, I happened to ask her if she had seen the new dominatrix arse avatar I had given her profile the other day and whether she liked it. She replied that it was a horrible arse and she'd pick another. Unfortunately for her, though little did she realise it, that arse picture I'd given her was a genuine picture of our advertising manager, Natasha's, arse. Jayne is in big trouble now obviously. Her current avitar should be showing a picture of her tied up waiting for the chatroom to open so she can take the public spanking she needs and then we can all put this unfortunate episode behind us.
(3) The male escorts will be having an advert posting race to see who can post the most ads per minute. (Sorry boys, I hope you have a sense of humour )
Any ideas anyone else?