Sexual Lubricants

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I myself am a big user of sexual lubricants, I have always used them, both in wanking and having sex with nice females..
The purpose of lubricants are, of course, to aid and increase skin to skin contact between two people during sex.
I have by now prefected their use to an art for myself, in my quest for this knowledge I have experimented with vasaline, baby oil, cooking grease, cooking oil, butter, metal lubrication grease, hot water, cold water, hair gel and various moisterisers and hand creams
A new addition that has appeared in supermarkets is baby oil gel, which I like mixed with cold water.
I always include lubricants in my little bag of tricks which I always take with me when I visit an escort, I will write about the full contents of that another time.
There are also commercial sexual lubricants that you can buy, the most well known is KY jelly, which is a clear sticky pre- cum like substance, if you look around in the Pound shops you can buy big tubes of KY jelly for just 2e- great value, however my faverite lube these days is Liquid Silk, a substance that looks and feels like sperm- white and creamy, you can only buy it in the Sex shops, but it is not cheap, a small bottle is about 12-15 e.
Okay so now I have my lubes and now I will tell you my favorite uses of them -Arse Sex! By arse sex I do NOT mean anal, I myself have never had anal, I dont like the idea of it, to me it is unhygenic, the anus is, as one escort put it on the E 1 site, designed for one way traffic, and I always obey the traffic laws

A female arse turns me on, the wide and curvy shape of it, the soft feel of her skin, the whole wide open exposore of it if she is lying face down- where she cant really see the kinky sneer on my face as I indulge my pervy fun with her arse crack!
Arse crack sex is, where a guy can rub his cock up and down the lenght of a females arse crack, he can be quiet vigorous about this as well, and he can also slam his cock and balls against her bare arse- something I really enjoy because of the active, in control nature of it. This is where the lubricants come to the fore, I will request my escort to lie face down, exposing her big beautiful arse to me, I always grab a large blob of ky jelly and massage it into her arse crack, slowly and tickely, most escorts really like it!
I enjoy saturating the hair in her crack with the ky jelly, then I will massage a large blob of jelly all along the lenght of my shaven cock, then I will begin thrusting my wet sticky cock into her wet sticky arse crack.
After a while of this I will start to smear her crack with white Liquid silk, more thrusting will be followed by more application of silk, I always put on far more than is needed, but this soon has a fantastic visual effect, it looks as if I am pumping gallons and gallons of spunk into her arse as I thrust and thrust! A wonderfully pornographic, wicked and pervy sight, which soon has me climaxing a wad of the real baby batter into her crack- mixing with all that gooey lubricant!

So there you go, lubricants, essential requirements for good sex- for me at least!