You know the headcase the moment you enter her apartment, she will have a very large weapon in her hand, a machine gun, or something similier, she will also have a big smile on her face, because she knows she has you where she wants you- by the balls.
You have to thread very carefully here, theres a lot of bullets in that gun, and they are a lot harder than the bullets in the gun you have dangling between your legs. This is what you should do-
say to her- "YOUR MACHINE GUN NEEDS SOME OIL, I HAVE SOME OIL IN MY CAR, I WILL GO GET IT FOR YOU", you then make your way slowly out the door, and go to your car.
Once in your car, start it up quickly, and drive like f********* hell!
Dont look back and keep you head down low, that gun has a range of 800 yards, and she could still pick you off from her apartment window.
GO PUNTING- WITH DICK SPUNK!
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .
Escorts to Avoid! (with tongue firmly in cheek!)
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