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  1. 24-04-10, 12:49 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    Only sleep with mingers
    Heh heh heh
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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    Only sleep with mingers
    ha ha but then you wouldn't get it up or would you
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirty harry View Post
    ha ha but then you wouldn't get it up or would you:d
    no,you see the trick is to close your eyes and pretend your straddlein your dream woman,but just as you are about to climax open your eyes.repeat this sequence until your satisfied then just leave your eyes closed.
    Be sure to have your escape route already planned,you dont want to have to interact with the minger wen the deed is done:d
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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    no,you see the trick is to close your eyes and pretend your straddlein your dream woman,but just as you are about to climax open your eyes.repeat this sequence until your satisfied then just leave your eyes closed.
    Be sure to have your escape route already planned,you dont want to have to interact with the minger wen the deed is done:d
    I would have been satisfied to leave my eyes closed the first time and leg it asap...........

    Who are you trying to impress by lasting longer???

    The minger???
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    no,you see the trick is to close your eyes and pretend your straddlein your dream woman,but just as you are about to climax open your eyes.repeat this sequence until your satisfied then just leave your eyes closed.
    Be sure to have your escape route already planned,you dont want to have to interact with the minger wen the deed is done:d
    very good well if that works for you fair play to you i don't think i will try it but thanks for the advice amigo
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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    i would have been satisfied to leave my eyes closed the first time and leg it asap...........

    Who are you trying to impress by lasting longer???

    The minger???
    yeah,but we all know that you dont like to hang around in the same place too long,
    incase they find you
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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    yeah,but we all know that you dont like to hang around in the same place too long,
    incase they find you
    Why, what have you heard???.....................

    Are we still talking about sex???.......................
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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    why, what have you heard???.....................

    Are we still talking about sex???.......................:d
    i like your sig luther,never noticed it before.i just had a wank tanks to you
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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    i like your sig luther,never noticed it before.i just had a wank tanks to you
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    he will probably have another wank looing at that as well
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