Nasty Itch!!!

[Myshadow]

As i was driving home a few weeks ago after visiting an escort (not on my reviews) i developed an itch on my ballbag, oh for fook sake i thought!! i wriggled around on my seat but to no avail, i toyed with the idea of pullin over and investigating further but i thought i'd better wait till i got home, as i got home the itch was getting steadily worse... now i was really in the horrors.... i ran in the door with a cold sweat pissin outta me and ran to the jacks and dropped the jocks.. i lifted up the ballbag tryin to get a look.. and there it was!!!.. a tiny piece of condom wrapper stuck in the bag...

[luther]

I thought that was going in a completely different direction..............

Nice one....................