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    Red face piss in the condom

    I was on the job with a lovely escort last year thought I had come straight away she said hold on pulled out the condom I had pissed into the condom fucking awful embarassing but she was very understanding Ever happen u?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    I was on the job with a lovely escort last year thought I had come straight away she said hold on pulled out the condom I had pissed into the condom fucking awful embarassing but she was very understanding Ever happen u?
    ah come on now EP..... if you told that story to an ass he would kick the brains off you LOL

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    I Sweeeeear its true........

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    too fucking honest I am here thats my problem
    off to the pub

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    too fucking honest I am here thats my problem
    off to the pub
    don't forget to take off your condom before you pee then

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    ha ha funny out hanev't had that happen but they sure have broke when with escorts and they don't sema to happy about that especially if you finished inside and didn't know it split
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    A friend said he went for a piss after a drunken shag and soon realised he had forgotten to take the condom off.
    At first he said he got a fright of his life when he looked down before he copped it was just a pissy water balloon.
    If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with! X


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    EP's Sig.............
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    Somebody is extracting the urine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by feargal View Post
    I agree with mr Maxi. I know when I have a horn i cannot piss
    I thought that was why guys used sinks instead of toilets
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