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    Default Cats or Dogs?

    I like cats. Despite my forum handle, I am a cat person. I've always had pet cats , ever since I was a kid.

    Dogs are stupid creatures, and much too trusting. You have to really fuck over a dog before he becomes bitter and twisted. They need exercise. They eat loads more. They piss and shit all over the place. People insist on owning gigantic breeds in the city. They'll try to fuck your leg if they're feeling horny. They demand constant attention, like a child. They bark, an annoying sound. They might bite. They're potentially dangerous. In short, dogs are cunts.

    Cats I like. I like their snooty air, the way they look at you like you're a turd on the floor. I like their cute miaow noises. I like their fur. I like their purr. They exercise themselves. They don't require much attention. They clean themselves. They're perfect for the discerning gentleman who can pretend he likes animals. In short, cats are better.

    They say that whether you're a cat person or a dog person reflects the kind of personality you have. Cat people are more fastidious, a bit more refined, more fussy, a bit snobby. Dog people are morons.

    (If you like goldfish, or hamsters, or anything like that, you can fuck right off from this thread).

    Your thoughts?

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    Depends on the person but i have both. Having said that dogs make better pets.

    beats a wife any day,
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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    I like cats. Despite my forum handle, I am a cat person. I've always had pet cats , ever since I was a kid.

    Dogs are stupid creatures, and much too trusting. You have to really fuck over a dog before he becomes bitter and twisted. They need exercise. They eat loads more. They piss and shit all over the place. People insist on owning gigantic breeds in the city. They'll try to fuck your leg if they're feeling horny. They demand constant attention, like a child. They bark, an annoying sound. They might bite. They're potentially dangerous. In short, dogs are cunts.

    Cats I like. I like their snooty air, the way they look at you like you're a turd on the floor. I like their cute miaow noises. I like their fur. I like their purr. They exercise themselves. They don't require much attention. They clean themselves. They're perfect for the discerning gentleman who can pretend he likes animals. In short, cats are better.

    They say that whether you're a cat person or a dog person reflects the kind of personality you have. Cat people are more fastidious, a bit more refined, more fussy, a bit snobby. Dog people are morons.

    (If you like goldfish, or hamsters, or anything like that, you can fuck right off from this thread).

    Your thoughts?

    I have to agree.

    Although goldfish & hamster are useful for feeding to cats
    Unlike Murphys, I am bitter

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    You can't beat dogs.

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    i would rather dogs..but i had a cat once a long time ago it just came to me and ended up staying so you could say i adopted this cat anyway i was never a huge cat fan before this little beautiful cat arrived i grew to like them a lot.then one morning i was up early going to work and there she was killed on the road it broke my heart to see this but whoever did it must have felt guilty because they lifted her up and put her on the grass at the side of the road so at least i got to burry her

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    Default cats for me

    I much prefer cats I love the way they purr & roll over on their bellies ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    I like cats. Despite my forum handle, I am a cat person. I've always had pet cats , ever since I was a kid.

    Dogs are stupid creatures, and much too trusting. You have to really fuck over a dog before he becomes bitter and twisted. They need exercise. They eat loads more. They piss and shit all over the place. People insist on owning gigantic breeds in the city. They'll try to fuck your leg if they're feeling horny. They demand constant attention, like a child. They bark, an annoying sound. They might bite. They're potentially dangerous. In short, dogs are cunts.

    Cats I like. I like their snooty air, the way they look at you like you're a turd on the floor. I like their cute miaow noises. I like their fur. I like their purr. They exercise themselves. They don't require much attention. They clean themselves. They're perfect for the discerning gentleman who can pretend he likes animals. In short, cats are better.

    They say that whether you're a cat person or a dog person reflects the kind of personality you have. Cat people are more fastidious, a bit more refined, more fussy, a bit snobby. Dog people are morons.

    (If you like goldfish, or hamsters, or anything like that, you can fuck right off from this thread).

    Your thoughts?

    I like cats the best but I like dogs too.
    In fact, I like hamsters and goldfish and any other kind of creature (some just from a safe distance).

    Does this make me a refined moron I hope not

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    I prefer pigs or cows to eat, You guys have been visiting some dodgy Chinese places agin
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    I may be a moron , but I love my little doggie




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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    I prefer pigs or cows to eat, You guys have been visiting some dodgy Chinese places agin
    ha ha very good doozer since your talking about animals for food then i agree with you i would stay well clear of chinese got too many dodgy one's got food poisoning twice in the past never again.

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