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    Talking The Humble Handjob . . .

    The humble simple handjob, what more lazy way to enjoy the removal of your manly sperm from your balls than with the help of soft warm female hands?
    All you have to do is lie there, and let HER do all the work, Handjobs (well their quality) depend on the girl and her skills to give you a good one, now , a good handjob is long and teasing, A good handjob girl is pleasing on the eye , and wicked in a cheerfull way ! using her fingernails at times, and her soft fingers at other times, I usually just like to lie on my back, legs spread, hands behind my head, The girl would kneel between my legs, and she would have plenty of lubricant, baby oil is good, but I have had everything from hair gel to butter used on my cock !
    As I said, SHE does all the handiwork, I just lie there, watch the girl, pretty and sexy, I admire her vibrating tits and wicked smile as she works away between my hairy legs!
    For many of us the handjob was the first sexual experience with a half serious girlfriend, indeed for many girls, the handjob was their first aquired sexual skill, It was also a safe sexual practice, Used by girlfriends to keep their horny boyfriends by their side (instead of some other girls side- the joy of teenage jealousy!) and at the same time remain pregrent free, no condoms required !
    As a young guy of about 19 or 20, I had a girlfriend who kept me well supplied with handjobs in her parents home, we were together for only about 3 months, but what a 3 months- She was always cheerfully giving me the handjobs, in hindsight she was a bit of a spoilt bitch, but also a good looking sexy bitch! " YOU ARE MY FELLA" she would say " AND YOUR SPUNK IS MINE AND NOBODYS ELSES!" statements like that from her always had me shooting my stuff. I would go thru about 2 or 3 handjobs a week with her, even then I liked short skirts on a girl, and she quickly learned and aquired her handjob attair - high heels shoes and a denim mini skirt ! Simple but highly cock bulging effective !
    Only once did she storm off in a bad mood during one of her handjobs, calling me a stupid ********, when I once intensely ejectulated over her hair, which she had just washed! a big deal back then, but something I find hilarious now!
    Another time she went off for a 2 week family holiday, and by the time she came back I called over to her house, where up in her bedroom she gave me a good long, yes you have guessed it- handjob!
    Eventually I found out she had another guy in her place, giving him a HJ, and so our liasion ended, but-such is life!
    These days I still go for the odd handjob with an escort, as I said its when I feel both sleezy and lazy, I lie down normally with a limp cock, its the girls job to get her hands on it and work it up into a semi erection, after only about 3 or 4 minutes the first precum appears, the handjob continues on and on until ignition . . . .!
    And I really enjoy looking at my spunk running all over a escorts hands . . . . . .
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    Default "dick spunk" should have his own section on E-I.COM

    I enjoy your writing so much that i and many other website users would like the owners of www.escort-ireland.com to take you on board as a part-time erotic story writer for this website.......keep up the good work!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrbrown View Post

    I enjoy your writing so much that i and many other website users would like the owners of Escort Ireland - Irish Independent Escorts, Irish Touring Escorts, Irish Escort Agencies to take you on board as a part-time erotic story writer for this website.......keep up the good work!!!!!!
    I agree -- give Dick his own column: "Tales of my Mickey!"


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    Great story, DickSpunk! Keep them 'cumming'!!!





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