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    MAN OF THE HOUSE


    A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."

    He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!

    Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

    The wife replied, "The fu**in' funeral director would be my first guess.."

    " Tiffany Tees "
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    Quote Originally Posted by TiffanyT View Post


    MAN OF THE HOUSE


    A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."

    He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!

    Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

    The wife replied, "The fu**in' funeral director would be my first guess.."
    classic very funny i must say....and most likely true as well

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    I like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    classic very funny i must say....and most likely true as well
    if it brought a chuckle to start the weekend off THEN all is good

    Tiff xx

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    Quote Originally Posted by TiffanyT View Post
    if it brought a chuckle to start the weekend off THEN all is good

    Tiff xx
    yes my dear thats what its all about brilliant.

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