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    was just wandering when you hook up with an escort in a hotel say in a city centre hotel do they ask for you in reception or come straight up to your room

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    it depends on what instructions that you give them - personally I would meet in reception.

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    why is it not easier if they came straight up going to dublin for ricky gervais want to get a girl before and one after so dont want it looking shady

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattthew View Post
    why is it not easier if they came straight up going to dublin for ricky gervais want to get a girl before and one after so dont want it looking shady
    You're avin a laugh!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by mattthew View Post
    was just wandering when you hook up with an escort in a hotel say in a city centre hotel do they ask for you in reception or come straight up to your room
    Ok buddy you obviously need some help here.

    Always maintain an element of subtlety. Never give her your room number until she is actually in the hotel. At this time get her to go to reception and ask if Mathew is resident in a confident, I’m not really an escort, sort of way. The receptionist will check on the computer and see, yes we do have a Mathew madam he is in room number xxx. Would madam require some clean towels?

    Now it depends on the hotel but some actually supply free condoms as well.

    Good luck buddy.

    James..

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Ok buddy you obviously need some help here.

    Always maintain an element of subtlety. Never give her your room number until she is actually in the hotel. At this time get her to go to reception and ask if Mathew is resident in a confident, I’m not really an escort, sort of way. The receptionist will check on the computer and see, yes we do have a Mathew madam he is in room number xxx. Would madam require some clean towels?

    Now it depends on the hotel but some actually supply free condoms as well.

    Good luck buddy.

    James..

    Ps. Let us know how you get on. Post it here…..




    I really hope the original poster was just taking the piss. It would be fookin HIlarious if someone was that naive.
    Last edited by wingman; 19-01-11 at 18:27. Reason: old thread, just came across it, very funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattthew View Post
    why is it not easier if they came straight up going to dublin for ricky gervais want to get a girl before and one after so dont want it looking shady
    Sure bring the two lucky ladies along to the gig as well and make a night out of it!!

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