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    It it worked EX P it would be brilliant. Everytime I turned sideways Id dissapear
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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    I've put on a gut I'm trying to lose weight without cutting out treats so if I pull my mickey more than my usual twice a day do u think this will help me to lose weight they say u lose 100-150 calories each time u masturbate sher I'll be burning off more calories makes sense doesn't it ?
    try it------wank a couple of times a day every day for six months non-stop.weigh yourself now and then weigh youself in six months time and you`ll have your answer

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexyfukka View Post
    try it------wank a couple of times a day every day for six months non-stop.weigh yourself now and then weigh youself in six months time and you`ll have your answer
    I'd say he's just be the same weight, sure he's a couple of times a day man as it is..............

    What he needs to do is stop wanting for a few months and then weigh himself, although this won't prove that it's making him loose weight, it may prove that it's preventing him from gaining weight.........

    Although I can't see him giving it up for a few months, sounds to me like he's just looking for an excuse to do it more, of justify the amount he's doing it already...........

    EP, just keep as often as you want...................
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    Well, without lowering the tone and being too personal, I've just lost 2 stone in the past 10 weeks with a protein diet through Motivation. It's not cheap, but the results are really there. Protein over carbs....
    Though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; one equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

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    like he needs to justify it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    I've put on a gut I'm trying to lose weight without cutting out treats so if I pull my mickey more than my usual twice a day do u think this will help me to lose weight they say u lose 100-150 calories each time u masturbate sher I'll be burning off more calories makes sense doesn't it ?
    Hahahaha, good theory, and it could work, I heard also that everytime u masterbate u lower ur immune system, (but that could be just an urban legend), it'd be worth a try. ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by BruceAlmighty View Post
    Well, without lowering the tone and being too personal, I've just lost 2 stone in the past 10 weeks with a protein diet through Motivation. It's not cheap, but the results are really there. Protein over carbs....
    Nice one Bruce, well done................

    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    like he needs to justify it
    If his latest lady love caught him in the act and he needed a good excuse as to why he was doing it, he may be looking for a way to justify it to her..........

    Holy shit.................

    It just occured to me, if there was medical evidence to back up this theory, men would be using this line as an excuse for wanking and not going to the gym for ever....................
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    True but you still would get some that would go. Can you imagine the poor cleaners after a session of 20 guys cummin on the floor yolu have to clean
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    maybe it could be classed as a sport and eventually become an olympic event
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    Shucks, thanks. I only just found will-power I thought long gone. Still, at least I can see the little general before he goes into battle now.

    Nikky / Eve, you might not recognise me next time, lol.
    Though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; one equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

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