this guy goes into a pharmacy to buy a box of tampax for his wife he goes up to the lady at the counter and says can i have a box of tampax the wife sent me in. the lady looks at the guy and said sure they are on the middle shelf on the right hand side she pointed so the guy goes over and comes back with a bag of cotton wool and a big pack of toilet roll and the lady says what are you at you said you wanted a box of tampax the guy says i know i sent my wife out lastnite to the shop to get me 20 silk cut purple and a box of matches and she came back with a packet of papers and a packet of tobaacco and told me to roll my own see how she fucking likes it