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    Smile hello perverts!

    I tried logging in the last few days no luck but have to change my profile to this, where was I the past few weeks? (big sigh) well I met a lovely curvy(my favorite) S/American woman in the womens section on my way to the lift() in Penneys we ran into each other 2 days later again went on to date every day for 2 weeks thereafter had 2 great weeks, when love takes over nothing else matters not even EI! she was only here for a month shes gone home now I was heartbroken but I'm getting better....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    I tried logging in the last few days no luck but have to change my profile to this, where was I the past few weeks? (big sigh) well I met a lovely curvy(my favorite) S/American woman in the womens section on my way to the lift() in Penneys we ran into each other 2 days later again went on to date every day for 2 weeks thereafter had 2 great weeks, when love takes over nothing else matters not even EI! she was only here for a month shes gone home now I was heartbroken but I'm getting better....
    welcome back gusset sniffer you were missed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    I tried logging in the last few days no luck but have to change my profile to this, where was I the past few weeks? (big sigh) well I met a lovely curvy(my favorite) S/American woman in the womens section on my way to the lift() in Penneys we ran into each other 2 days later again went on to date every day for 2 weeks thereafter had 2 great weeks, when love takes over nothing else matters not even EI! she was only here for a month shes gone home now I was heartbroken but I'm getting better....
    Ah hello Ex P. I was worried about you. I thought you were the 45 stone virgin. Its good to see you back and that your not dead. Great news. I would have had to find another soccer comp bumchum.

    any new knickers?
    Westside.

    PS Hey EX P. Love your new male escort profile. The backgraound and colour of the underpants really accentuates the boyo.

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    the profile 'ilovewmen' was not me someone acting the maggot
    Thanks for missing me

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    Ah so mshe has gone now and your back to us, your friends for comfor and to get your mind off her
    Welcome back EX P

    Ps where me curry chip from the chicken hut?

    We all got you this pic as a welcome back

    Join the E-I Fantasy Football League

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    great pic Doozer
    I'm a new man though she kinda tamed me...

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    Ah but she is gone now EX P youre old side will stat oozing out soon and youll be knicker happy again



    Still waiting on my chips
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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    the profile 'ilovewmen' was not me someone acting the maggot
    Thanks for missing me
    I think we all realised that.
    Welcome back by the way.
    The Truth is out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    I tried logging in the last few days no luck but have to change my profile to this, where was I the past few weeks? (big sigh) well I met a lovely curvy(my favorite) S/American woman in the womens section on my way to the lift() in Penneys we ran into each other 2 days later again went on to date every day for 2 weeks thereafter had 2 great weeks, when love takes over nothing else matters not even EI! she was only here for a month shes gone home now I was heartbroken but I'm getting better....
    Thats a shame, but its better than what I thought had happened to you.

    Ian Stafford, the ex-Mayor of a small town in Lancashire called Preesall, was sent down for two years for breaking in and stealing women's underwear

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/l...re/8501032.stm

    Welcome back.

    Engaging Personality
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    Adorable Lady
    Sexy, Wicked, Enticing, Erotic, Tease

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    when love takes over nothing else matters not even EI, she made me wait 9 days for sex I wont go into details but she had small breasts HUGE nipples lovely brown skin a hairy pussy & a lovely jelly arse & the biggest outer lips & nozzle that I have ever seen on a womans genitalia!..

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