Anna Maria of Cyprus: stay away
Well as I usually do, when I call to make an appointment I confirm what services are available and how much they'll be. It was agreed it was €100 for 30 minutes, all in (OWO and Anal included). The girl on the phone, who claimed to be the escort working, spoke great english and confirmed everything twice over. I made my way over and when I got there, like it was some kinda magic, the girl who answered the door spoke next to no English and told me anal wasn't available but the other girl did do anal... but guess what? It was extra! I was told on the phone it would cost €100 in total and that the amount I got out of the ATM so I didn't have any extra on me and I really didn't appreciate being fucked about.
So, to sum it up it's (1) bait and switch, (2) misrepresentation of services, and (3) a brothel by legal definition. I would advise you to stay away. It cost me €20 in taxi fare dealing with these cowgirls. Save your money.
Last edited by Quarterpoundher; 08-04-10 at 09:30.
Reason: adding link
No reviews allowed, available 24 hours, no rates listed and does everything bar tap dance as her favs, all these things should have rang alarm bells.
Google the number and get someone called Donna and someone who is Spanish, always a bad sign not to see the first 5 or more returns not have the Escort name that is on her ad here. In short do these few simple things that took me less then a minute to check and save yourself the shoe leather.
Last edited by Quarterpoundher; 08-04-10 at 09:37.
the $64m question
Does she look anything like her profile pics in person
QP? how does 1 google a phone no? no results show on a regular search.
Copy and paste the number from the profile into google Ireland
Originally Posted by pigsmickey
In this context no point using wider google site, just Ireland. Sometimes a number here might be 0871234567 and in search nothing might be returned unless you put a space between 087 1234567 and vice versa.
Last edited by Quarterpoundher; 08-04-10 at 17:20.
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Well that's why I phoned. Like I said I confirmed things twice over, this crowd (the lady who answered the phone and the escort) were taking the piss. So since I made a post about it we can all save the shoe leather.
Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher
I hear you and thanks, my point was that you could have saved yourself the trip by doing what I pointed out. I only needed one finger and a few clicks and you needed two legs and a few hundred calories burned to arrive at the same conclusion.
You wouldn't have known anything for sure until you got there. By your logic, anyone who doesn't allow reviews, is available 24 hours, has no rates listed and does everything bar "tap dance" is a bad punt.
The fact is I have had some amazing experiences with girls who did not have verified photos or allowed reviews. Your strategy proves nothing either way.
The fact is if adverts are reported as containing false information something should be done about it. I am doing something about it by posting "caveat emptor".
Its not so much 'Caveat emptor' but more 'Im soo Naive' Lol
Originally Posted by daddy
No I am saying if you deffo want a bad punt keep seeing ones with ad profiles set up that way and with dif names when you google and you will get exactly that more often then you get a nugget of gold, never said they all would be bad but the averages of getting a good one are against you. Wait till you have been here two years and you will see that is bore out. There is a reason why most (not all) say 24 hours, there is reason why most (not all) just click every fav available and there is a reason why most (not all) who opt out of reviews do so and there is a reason why best to avoid escorts whose number gets linked to dif names in google and its mostly (but again not always) that they are getting away from a name that got a bad rep.
Originally Posted by daddy
Are you seeing a pattern yet? I said "mostly" this game is game of averages, and the law of averages says that any escort with all those probably is hiding something so use up shoe leather if you want and hope you find the odd few who defy those laws of averages.
When you get the "perfect storm" as you did of a profile that had "all" those things it is only the wet behind the ears at this that would waste even a footstep in her direction.
Last edited by Quarterpoundher; 10-04-10 at 01:12.